The boat
 

Oh sure, put me in a boat with a couple of old guys. Who do think will do all the rowing??!! Coach Ed will be looking for his new passion - COWS! Joey G will be yelling at the other boats in the river, "YOU DON'T RESPECT ME DO YOU??!!" Both of them will be telling ME I have 3 hours to cross the river or they're pulling the boat out from under me. Both of them will want to know the stats of how fast I'm rowing per minute. Ed will be reading me the rules the entire way across the river of how to row across a river. No thanks, I'll just stay on the shore where I can run away from them! LOL!!

RAIDERMAN

Lol Coach
 

LOL, Coach you heard Coach Ed's cow theory 101 in KC huh? If Ed is reading the rules then you gotta have National :D next to him to argue all the way to the waters bank(:eek: KC flight and onside rules) lol a forever moment in memory of comical aguments.: I have witnessed as an EFL Coach.

Looking for many fun seasons with my NHFL/EFL brothers

You guys are hurting me. I had oral surgery on monday and my mouth is full of stitches and I should not be laughing as much.
RM your comments are priceless.
Don't forget those cows, but what about all those chickens?

RS

One problem
 

I see one major flaw with this whole boat scenario - our boat would never leave the shore because it wouldn't make weight :)

Joe

Ahh Hah Coach Joe
 

In fact after we scale down the boat for travel:rolleyes: it will never float the same way again:eek: ! This is the spirit of the NHFL/EFL of all we lift eachother when needed. Lol, Coach Ed eeezzzzzzz does it. But the flight back from KC was hilarious all the way to Philly and I still dont know if Ed or National conceded on the onside kick issue. laughter heals the soul.:D

LOl
 

Ps have Coach WeirdWolf check it...sshhhhh;)
LOL

Making weight
 

Only if Wolf checked the boat would it not make weight!!

RAIDERMAN

I knew it.......
 

LOL:D
his scale would be off by a few grams:eek:

Based on the exacting standards set by the NHFL Rule Gods, I was just doin' my Yob man! Who new that 2.0 is really not 2.00 but more like 2.050. It was a bloody base mess after Karim and Bill went through my butcher block weigh in!

Thanks to Ed's cow conversation which was inspired originally by Prettyboy thinking Angus cows were "big black sheep or sumpin' " I was inspired to create RARE. The newest team in the TAEFL and who are their running backs? Cow and Heifer! Who would of thought a conversation on Heifers would be one of my fondest memories of NHFL action that weekend!

As for the boat ride, it wouldn't float anyway with the way Ed sweat it up that weekend. We would of had to use bail buckets the whole way across.

Lol Wolf just messing with you.....
 

I had a ball in KC and it was a pleasure to meet you and to have a fun scrimmage with you. Hey thought your weigh in was alright with me........looking forward to buzzing it up again. But fair is fair...motivate Coach Ed by way of having the young lady that went head over heals for him :eek: in KC and if he refuses place her at the back of the boat and promise her that you will allow her to get closer to Ed each time she succesfuly rows the boat(motivation :rolleyes: 101) and just as the boat docks, Coach Ed will probably bolt but hey, we all make it to dry land.......:p :p :p ;) .