Tennessee Volunteers looking to play Big East opponent
 

I will be in New York March 13-17th. I would love to kick off my college season early by playing a Big East opponent.

I would have to do it late on a Friday or Saturday or even Sunday night. If there are two people who live in the New York area and want to schedule their non-conference games early, let's get together and get an official and commence playing.

Let me know Syracuse if you are still the 'Da Beast of the East!ppcrn ppcrn

WHERE IN NY
 

REG

WHERE WILL YOU BE IN NY........ I AM PRETTY SURE WE CAN SEND YOU HOME 0-2 AND COMPLETELY OUT OF THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP PICTURE....BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR.....LET ME KNOW ......

Mo,
With the Vols going 0-2 in New York and 0-2 in OK City the chance of even making a Bowl appearence becomes doubtful. :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :nhnh: :nhnh: :nhnh: :fghttt: :fghttt: :fghttt: ltsplbll ltsplbll :fghttt: :fghttt:



Geno H

Hahaha...
 

The Vols can Volunteer to work the concession stands at the bowl games! Haha

YES SIR
 

I LIKE THAT MIKE......I TOLD HIM THE SAME THING HE CAN DO STATS AND SERVE DRINKS AT THE BOWL GAMES AS A SPECTATOR.....MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY GENO..:rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl:

Reg's job: PEANUTTTSSSS....GET YO' PEANUTTTSSSSS....PEANUTS ANYBODY?! :D

Yall ever heard of...
 

Santa Claus?

He's making a list, he's checkin' it twice...Santa Claus is coming to town!

Or Teddy Roosevelt's march on San Juan Hill?

Speak softly and carry a BIG stick!

Zeek, I've got to go to St. John, Boston College, and Harvard for a few days while in New York but we will be doing some vacationing too.

So get you some officials and let's get this done so I can get two cream-puffs, oops, I mean, two respected schools from the Big East lined up.


And Geno, they just had a tornado up in Oklahoma but nothing like the one that's about to wreak havoc on the Big 12! I'll see you June 6th weekend in OKC!

And Mike, just because your Longhorns may be the #1-ranked team in the polls, by the time I get through with them, they are just gonna be a side of beef barbequeing on my grill! I'll see you at the end of the SWC season and for the SWC Championship.
Reg

......
 

trip to NY for vacation, campus visiting and Big East Action - $1000.00

trip to Oklahoma City for some Big XII action - $350.00

The vols dreaming of a SWC and National Championship - Hopeless...oh I'm sorry I meant "Priceless":rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl:

HOPELESS
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH I LIKE THAT:rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl:

THE ONLY CREAM PUFFS YOU WILL BE FEASTING ON WHILE IN NY ARE THE ONES AT THE BAKERY........EVERYONE THINKS THAT THE BIG EAST WILL BE HOMECOMING GAMES FOR SOME SCHOOLS....THEY WILL BE SENDING YOU HOME CRYING GAMES MAN REG ...YOU ARE ALREADY 0-5 AND YOU AIN'T PLAYED A GAME YET....GUESS YOU WILL BE PLAYING IN THE TOILET BOWL SERIES........:rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: lffng$ lffng$ lffng$ lffng$ lffng$

You know what's great...
 

about this. In the rare chance that I lose, all I have to do is finish in the top 4 in the SWC and I will get an automatic bid to the big dance.

That's why this works well for everyone! Morgan, for instance, when you lose 4 games in the Big East and your one game to me, you still may have an outside shot at getting to the playoffs (provided other coaches have a similar record out of the Big Least.

Now, there's only two coaches coming out of the Big Least that should even think in terms of championships and that's Joe Greco and Wally Jabs. The rest of yall will be looking at the back of cleats throughout the year.

Remember, yall have got to play that Rivalry Weekend with the Big 10. Yall might not win a game on that road trip. Yall might want to cancel that trip! If Greco goes, you win a game!

And Mike, Bevo will be roasting all too soon deep in the heart of Texas!

GLAD YOU HAVE RELEASED YOUR WISH LIST FOR DA' BEAST.......LOSE ALL OUR GAMES ON RIVALRY WEEKEND?:rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl:

WE BETTER WAIT UNTIL AFTER ALL YOUR SCHOOL VISITS TO PLAY BECAUSE AFTER WE SEND YOU HOME 0-2 YOU WON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OTHER SIGHTS IN NY.....


COME ON MAN YOU SLEEP ON NY MANG........YOU WERE RIGHT EVERYTHING IN TEXAS IS BIG EVEN YOUR DREAMS lffng$ lffng$ lffng$ lffng$ lffng$ lffng$ lffng$ lffng$

:nhnh:

Reg........
 

........please don't refer to my BIG STICK in your post. I told you about promoting my BIG STICK!!!! The Hurricanes will call on IKE again to send all the peasants inside fleeing from flying debris!!!

Morgan, you...
 

know I don't sleep that much!

Let's not get out of this game, besides it will be great seeing who has the best Orange!

Now, I've got to find another Big East opponent to play in the late hours. I am not sure where I will stay in New York ( probably not Manhattan) but out in the 'burbs. I just want you you to know I am in the area code!

Don't worry about the college trips! I will be up and ready to go for those! I might even enroll in school, too!

But yeah, I want to make my trip to NY plentiful and memorable and nothing would be more memorable than leaving NY with a 2-0 start.

Also, we will be padding our Heisman stats for either Charlie Garner or Jamal Lewis.

Reg
 

Keep on talking, the Dawgs are palying in the Big East.

Brian

Yeah, I ...
 

know B Healey...:rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl: :rtfl:

Amazing how I could chide you and got you to write!

All I know is some of your Big Least brethren don't feel you will be in the hunt for the Big Least championship!

Reg

We shall see, how the Big East plays out.

I called you a earlier today. Give me a call when you get a chance.

Reg,

This is great to hear that you will be in New York. Bring those Vols, the Huskers will be ready.

Wally

Thanks Wally for ....
 

helping me fill out my schedule.

I will have you, a great coach from the Big East, and Morgan.

My schedule shapes up like this:

March 14-at Syracuse - W
March 15-at Nebraska - W
April 1- at Oklahoma - W
Texas Tech - W
at Notre Dame - W
May 1- at Arkansas -W
Miami - W
At Bowling Green - W
June 6-Rivalry Weekend (1 or 2 games versus Big 12) 2 wins
July 1- Colorado State - W
Team 11 - W
Texas - W

Let's see, if I can get past Oklahoma and Texas, I should be ranked #1 by season's end. :rtfl: :rtfl: ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn :ooooppss:

WITHOUT OUT THE BEER GOGGLES
 

:eek: :eek: March 14-at Syracuse - L
:eek: March 15-at Nebraska - L
:eek: April 1- at Oklahoma - L
Texas Tech - W
:eek: at Notre Dame - L
May 1- at Arkansas -W
Miami - W
At Bowling Green - W
June 6-Rivalry Weekend (1 or 2 games versus Big 12) 2 wins
July 1- Colorado State - W
Team 11 - W
:eek: Texas - L

I KNOW YOU DO NOT DRINK...BUT BLAME IT ON THE AAAAAAAAAAAAALCOHOL

Hey, let me know...
 

Where those games with Reg are gonna be played - The Toy Wiz??

Nick and I will stop down to check out the action and put together a special "report". :D

Bob,

I'm not sure you want Nick to see this... we are beat ol Reg like a rented mule.

Wally