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2011 WMLMF season......
The 2011 WMLMF season is almost ready to begin. This year promises to be even bigger, badder and better than last year. There was supposed to be 16 teams this season, but 3 teams weren’t ready in time. The Pacific Sharks, my 4.0g team, is being de-tuned to fit in with the rest of the more or less 3.3g teams in the league. This will bump the number of teams to 14. They will be sorted into 2 divisions, the North and the Un-North.
North Canadian Sasquatch Munich Third Reich Battlin’ Bozos of Battle Creek Kalamazoo Killer Bees Weirdwolf’s Werewolves Kansas City Super Sumos Pacific Sharks Un-North Egypt Ra Midwest Mennonites New Zealand Zombies San Francisco Flaming Fairies Three Mile Island Toxic Waste Cleveland Cadvers That ‘70s Rams Team New this year and a first for miniature football, the WMLMF will also be a Fantasy Football League. 10 coaches have signed up. They are: #1 SWEETKA #2 DRK #3 ROOMORGANS #4 STYX #5 ARTLAX #6 MOZEEK #7 ROLLER #8 WEIRDWOLF #9 HOOP27 #10 DOGWOOD30 These coaches will be playing for a chance to win a custom field cover of their choice, valued around $75. Who will be the 2011 Gumbo Bowl champions? Can the Third Reich repeat as champions? Will the Sasquatch bounce back and reclaim their crown? Can the Bozos get over the hump to win it all? Will the Mennonites get medieval on everybody’s buttocks? Or will one of the 4 new teams surprise everyone and take the crown? And who will win the Fantasy Football contest? Will it be sweat Kenny Allen? Or perhaps Derrick? Can Ed Morgan Roo the world? Will Phil be the one to walk softly and carry the big Styx? Maybe Bob will clear the Slate? Will Mozeek win a cover for those 100% hand painted Cards of his? Will Dave be the high Roller and take it all? How Weird would it be for Wolf to win? Will Shane jump through all the right Hoops to win? Or will Mike let the Dogs out? Only time will tell. Stay tuned, the Fantasy draft is coming up soon. Then the season will start, and who knows how this year will turn out…. |
Picking number two.......
.......I have the number two pick in the draft. Who should I take?
Llink is the man! How do you not take the combo of Starr/Fouts? Waren Moon, Chip, Chevy........and that's just quarterbacks. What of the RB due of More or Less/5 1/2? Orenthal Simpson had 17 TD's last year and those new Rams' backs will make some noise as well I'm sure. How about Rush Limbaugh playing DL for the Toxic Wast.....wait a minute........Oh it's okay.......Ted Kennedy is a Wast as well. That team will be like Fox News.......Fair and Balanced. Next year they can draft Hannity and Colms.......LOL I can't wait for draft night! |
Tonght is draft night. Hop on into the MFCA chat room starting at 8:00pm EST and see who has the flair for making the right picks. The fun is about to begin. thmbsp$ thmbsp$ thmbsp$ thmbsp$ thmbsp$ thmbsp$ ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn wnnrcgr wnnrcgr
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Ok I blew this oppurtunity.... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: mgngcrz mgngcrz mgngcrz mgngcrz mgngcrz I missed the DRAFT Completely forgot about it......Is there a way that I can still assemble a team with What was left on the Draft table?
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Al drafted for you Morgan.
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Here's the rosters for all the teams.....
Battlin' Bozos of Battle Creek OFFENSE................................... DEFENSE 1.4............... WR................. -6................. LDT 2 Cents.......... RB................ AM................... LDE 5 ½.............. RB.................. Dice 6.............. MLB !.................. RB................... FM.................. RDE More 0r Less..... RB.......... Greaterthanfour..... SS Percent.......... RT............... Left U-turn....... RCB Pi................. QB................. Not Allowed....... FS Pisces............ WR............... One Eleven ....... RDT ?.................. LT................... Packman......... MLB Snowflake....... LG............... Peace ............. NT Squareroot17..... RG............. Plus................ RLB Target ............ TE............... Right U-Turn..... LCB Triangle.......... C................... Smilie............ LLB Special Teams Bernie.................. K Midwest Mennonites OFFENSE John 8:7 Stanley Steamer ....................... RB John 3:16 Steve ‘Stone Cold’ Austin............. TE John 11:25 Doug ’The Dog’ Kennel................. C Luke 6:31 Steven ’Sticky Hands’ Stucky........ WR Luke 12:34 Billy Bob ’Bible Thumper’ Weisser..... QB Matt 5:3 Walkder Plank.............................. RG Matt 5:5 Luthar Lamp............................... RB Matt 5:8 Leroy Sutter............................... LG Matt 6:33 Bubba ’Big Daddy’ Roth.................. RT Prov 13:1 Lordy Yordy............................... RB Prov 15:1 Mudder Smucker......................... WR Prov 22:1 Brother Speedy Ezekiel.................. RB Tim 6:10 Roger Raber................................ LT DEFENSE Exodus 20:08 Samuel Smucker................................ RDE Exodus 20:13 Henry ‘Hellfire n Brimstone’ McCracken..... MLB Exodus 20:14 Defender Bender.................................. NT Exodus 20:17 Jebediah Smith..................................... LDE Genesis 1:12 Deoder Yoder........................................ LCB Genesis 3:22 Harry Christner...................................... LDE Genesis 4:8 Abraham Martin John ............................... FS Genesis 19:24 Louis Lapp........................................... RDT Psalms 20:3 Barney Fahrney...................................... RLB Psalms 23:1 Billy Yoder............................................. . RCB Psalms 23:4 Brian Brenneman..................................... LLB Romans 6:23 Brother ‘Mad Dog’ Matthias....................... MLB Romans 8:31 Bud ‘Beerman’ Weisser............................. SS Special Teams Rev 21:4 Mathew 'The Mule' Martin.........................K Munich Third Reich Offense:............................... Defense: 5 Wilhelm Klink.............. QB..... 27 Dieter Schmidt............. LCB 7 Fritz Mueller.............. RB..... 30 Klaus Werner............... SS 14 Peter Becker............. WR..... 39 Dirk Lange................ FS 23 Wilfried Hofmann........ RB ..... 41 Dirk Braun.................. RCB 25 Willie Wolf............... WR..... 47 Manfred Mann............ RLB 33 Sven Wagner............ RB..... 48 Wolfgang Hahn............. LLB 34 Richard Meier............ RB..... 66 Wolfgang Hockstetter..... MLB 56 Rolf Walters............. RT..... 69 Albert Kohler................ MLB 57 Hans Schultz............ LG..... 79 Joeseph Herrmann......... RDT 61 Maximillion Hahn.......... RG..... 91 Fredrich Heimell......... LDT 76 Franz Stutgart........... OC ..... 97 Derrick Danker.......... RDE 80 Gunther Huber .......... TE..... 98 Albert Burkhalter.......... NT 82 Dieter Zimmermann.... WR..... Special Teams 1 Franz Schultz ............... K Kalamazoo Killer Bees Offense: .............................. Defense: 16 Jason Stinger WR ........ 7 Hank Hornet RCB 17 Kerry Kingbee QB........ 12 Willie Wasp LCB 22 Sam Swarm RB........ 41 Buzz Baker SS 23 Steve Swarm RB........ 45 Norman Nest FS 33 Peter Pollen RB........ 52 Larry Larvae LLB 40 Nick Nectar RB........ 57 Dave Drone RLB 56 Fred Worker RT........ 65 Jerry Yellowjacket RDE 58 Nate Vespa RG........ 66 Mudd Dauber LDE 59 Hank Honeywell OC........ 77 Doug Drone MLB 67 Joe Honeycomb LT........ 86 Harry Hybrid MLB 68 Jim B. Keeper LG........ 90 John Belushi LDT 80 Afri Canized TE........ 91 Garrett Morris NT 88 George B. Hive WR........ 92 Elliott Gould RDT Special Teams 1 Paul Inated K Canadian Sasquatch OFFENSE ................................ DEFENSE 4 Flowers............. RB........ 27 Stickums........ LCB 7 Stinkwater........ QB........ 39 Gopher........... SS 14 Badgas............ WR ........ 40 Junior........... FS 20 Trotter............ RB........ 43 Ralph ............. RCB 21 Muckman........ RB........ 55 Chappy............. LLB 32 Grog.............. RB........ 57 Thinker............ RLB 50 Rocky............ LT........ 62 Spook.............. MLB 61 Kenji.............. RT........ 66 Bubbles........... MLB 67 Jojo.............. RG........ 77 Shorty........... RDE 70 Ho-chi........... C........ 82 Too Tall............ LDE 72 Stump............ LG........ 91 Patches........... NT 80 Tipper............ TE........ 96 Tank............. RDE 81 Theodore........ WR........ 99 Shy Guy........ LDE Special Teams 3 Bunyons........... K Three Mile Island Toxic Waste OFFENSE ............................... DEFENSE 11 George Dubya......... QB..... 20 Don King .................. RCB 17 Jim Baker............... WR..... 21 Dick ‘Tricky’ Nixon....... LCB 19 Terry Owens ......... WR..... 37 Dick Cheney............... S 27 Eric Dickheadson ..... RB..... 39 Ollie North.................. S 30 Steve Colbert.......... RB..... 44 Carlos Helu ............... RLB 32 Orenthal Simpson...... RB..... 57 Jessie Jackson........ LLB 41 Snoop Dogg............. RB..... 62 Ted Kennedy.......... MLB 50 Johnny Cochran........ C..... 63 John McCain ........... MLB 52 Robert Blake............. RT..... 75 Willie ‘Mayor’ Brown... LDE 67 Ralph Nader.............. RG..... 77 Cassius Clay.............. LDT 69 Malcolm Ex .............. LT..... 83 Colon Powell ............. RDE 70 Franklin Sinatra ........ LG..... 90 Rush Limbaugh ............. NT 81 Jerry Falwell.............. TE..... 91 Al Sharpton.............. RDT Special Teams 5 Fidel Castro................ K New Zealand Zombies Offense: Marcus Allen................ RB #32 Jerome Bettis................. RB #36 Bob Brown..................... OL #76 Tim Brown..................... WR #81 Dave Casper................. TE #87 Dan Fouts..................... QB #14 Franco Harris................. RB #32 Bob Hayes..................... WR #22 Russ Francis.................. TE #81 Larry Little................... OL #66 James Lofton................ WR #80 Tom Mack..................... OL #65 Curtis Martin.................. RB #28 Jim Otto........................ OL #00 Art Shell....................... OL #78 Bart Starr...................... QB #15 Defense: George Atkinson................ DB #43 Cornelius Bennett.............. LB #55 Willie Brown.................... DB #25 Harry Carson................... LB #53 Willie Davis...................... DL #87 Jack Ham........................ LB #59 Willie Lanier...................... LB #63 Charles Mann................... DL #71 Ray Nitschke..................... LB #66 Deacon Jones.................... DL #75 Merlin Olsen...................... DL #74 Alan Page ........................ DL #88 Donnie Shell...................... DB #31 Willie Wood........................ DB #24 Louis Wright....................... DB #20 Special Teams Billy 'White Shoes' Johnson.... KR #84 Reggie Roby........................ PT #4 Adam Vinatieri .................... PK #4 Coach: Vince Lombardi * TD = Tackling Dummy San Francisco Flaming Fairies Offense: ....................................... Defense: 6 Tommy Cruise..................... QB..... 26 Richard Simmons.......... FS 11 Antoine Devries.................. WR..... 37 George Bush............. RCB 21 James Leach...................... RB..... 40 Forrest Whittaker........ LCB 29 Robert Reed....................... RB..... 41 Jay Walker.................. SS 30 Gene Simmons.................... TE ..... 47 Barney Frank ............ RLB 31 Max Packs......................... RB ..... 51 George Michaels ......... LLB 45 Johnny “Big Stick” Holmes..... RB..... 57 Chris Jericho............... MLB 50 Jessie “Reverend” Jackson..... LT..... 76 El Tonjohn................... NT 55 Larry Fudgeman.................. RT..... 77 Leroy “Bad Man” Brown.... LDE 61 Sam Stuffer........................ RG..... 81 Jack “Bowler” Stone....... RDE 67 Bubba Roper........................ C..... 87 Ron Simmons .............. MLB 71 Wonman Gang ..................... LG..... 91 Dick Wanker.............. LDE 83 Mike “Moonwalker”Jackson .....WR..... 97 Rod Stroker.............. RDE 68 Tiny Tim............................WR Special Teams: 5 Pat Medown..........................K Egyptian Ra Offense: QB - Moses WR - Akhenaten WR - Kamose TE - Xerxes RB - Khufu RB - Ramesses RB - Khnum RB - Imhotep OL - Osirus OL - Amenhotep OL - Taharqa OL - Artaxerxes OL - Menes Defense: DE - Neferhotep DT - Nectanebo NT - Khafra DT - Sneferu DE - Nehebkau OLB - Anubis MLB - Hakor MLB - Tutankhamun OLB - Tefnakt FS - Horus SS - Piy CB - Iryhor CB - Ka K - Sphinx Weirdwolf's Werewolves OL/DL Wolfman Jack OL/DL Michael Landon OL/DL Peter Wolf OL/DL Lynn 'Weirdwolf' Schmidt OL/LB Wolfgang Puck TE/LB Lon Chaney Jr. RB/LB Jack Nicholson RB/DB Wolf Blitzer WR/DB Michael J. Fox WR/DB Oz QB/DB/PK Warren 'Full' Moon Pacific Sharks Offense QB Chevy Chase RB Hammerhead RB Tiger TE Blue WR Lemon WR Zebra LT Whale LG Saw C Frilled RG Bluntnose RT Bull Defense LDE Whitetip LDT Reef NT Basking RDT Sand RDE Blacktip LLB Leopard MLB Mako MLB Great White RLB Land LCB Bernardo RCB Chino SS Blind WS Bruce K Red Tail Coach Mac DaKnife Kansas City Super Sumos Offense QB #87 B Lee RB #2 Wax Off RB #3 Wax On TE #82 M Kwan TE #86 J Chan WR #88 Sulu WR #89 Mr. Miyagi OL #66 Suki Aki OL #67 Suzuki OL #68 Terry Aki OL #69 Tom Pura OL #77 Sushi Defense DL #75 C Chan DL #76 Godzilla DL #78 Mothra DL #79 Mt Fuji DL #85 Soo zuki LB #28 Chopsticks LB #29 KC Caine LB #39 Mr. Roboto LB #38 A Takahashi DB #1 Hopsing DB #4 Rice DB #5 M Kwan DB #6 Yamiguchi K #10 Kawa Saki Coach Tran Zister That '70s Rams Team Rams Offense 11 QB Pat Haden 22 RB John Cappelletti 26 RB Wendell Tyler 29 WR Harold Jackson 30 RB Lawrence McCutcheon 32 RB Cullen Bryant 60 RG Dennis Harrah 61 C Rich Saul 65 LG Tom Mack 75 RT John Williams 77 LT Doug France 81 WR Ron Jessie 83 TE Terry Nelson Rams Defense 27 LCB Pat Thomas 28 RCB Rod Perry 42 SS Dave Elmendorf 48 FS Bill Simpson 52 MLB George Andrews 53 LLB Jim Youngblood 58 RLB Isiah Robertson 64 MLB Jack Reynolds 71 NT Reggie Doss 76 LDT Cody Jones 85 LDE Jack Youngblood 89 RDE Fred Dryer 90 RDT Larry Brooks Kicker 10 Bruce Gossett Coach Chuck Knox Cleveland Cadavers 14 Chip Femur - QB 21 Ortho Pedic - FB/LB 29 Rolyn Bones - RB/DB 30 Strickly Dedmen - RB/LB 37 Shakey Cartledge - TE/LB 40 Junior Underworld - RB/LB 51 Dee Compose - C/DL 75 Phil Graves - G/DL 76 M. Balmer - G/DL 77 Rusty Hinge - T/DL 78 Mort Tuary - T/DL 83 Stiff Body - WR/DB 84 Nelson Brittle WR/DB Kicker - 1 Kicked Dabucket Coach - Red Skelton |
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When does season start? How many games is season? How many makes playoffs? Do You have web page? |
The season has just started. It'll take me a little while to get the 7 games for the first 'week' finished, but will post the results just as soon as I get them finished. It'll be a 9 'week' season, so each team plays 9 games. The 2 division winners will get a bye. The next 4 teams with the best records will be the wild card teams. The winners of those 2 games play the division winners, then the winners of that play for the championship.
I wish I had a web page, but I'm not that literate enough to make one. mgngcrz mgngcrz Since you brought it up, here's the schedule for the 1st weeks games: Bozos at Sasquatch These two are no strangers to each other. The Sasquatch have the upperhand in their last few meetings. It's a new season, but the big guys still come out on top by 4 Sharks at Third Reich The defending league champs start the season with a fish fry. Reich by 7 Toxic Waste at Killer Bees Three Mile Island needs to get off to a winning start this year. Won't happen against an angry bunch of Bees. K-Zoo by 7 Wererwolves at Super Sumos The Japanese will have their hands full against a powerfull Wolf attack. Dog men by 10 Mennonites at Ra The Amish have had the off season to ponder what could have been. Too much turmoil in Egypt this year. Men in Black by 7 Rams at Fairies It's always a grudge match when LA plays SF. Ground Chuck will be too much for the Pink Brigade. Rams by 9 Zombies at Cadavers It's the dead vs the undead. The Zombies want to prove that they belong in the playoffs. The Cadavers smell like embalming fluid. The purple gang wins by 10 |
Here's the fantasy match ups. The projectd points are based on a highly classified system using the most advanced computers known to mankind and are extremely accurate. However; there is a 98% margin of error. mtmstnks
.................................. Proj. pts .................................................. Proj pts SWEETKA (Opponent)................................... DOGWOOD30 (Opponent) QB: Bruce Lee - Sumos (WW) 19.7 .................... QB: Stinkwater - Sasquatch (BO) 27.7 RB: 5 ½ / More Or Less - Bozos (SQ) 18.3 ........... RB: Steve Swarm - Killer Bees (TW) 19.3 RB: Khnum / Imhotep - Ra (MM) 23.1 .................. RB: Richard Meier - Third Reich (SH) 20.2 TE: Gene Simmons - Fairies (RM) 7.6 .................. TE: Lon Cheny Jr. - Werewolves (SS) 7.3 WR: Kamose - Ra (MM) 12.7 .............................. WR: Antoine Devries - Fairies (RM) 3.8 WR: Theodore - Sasquatch (BO) 3.3 .................. WR: Harold Jackson - ‘70s Rams (FF) 6.3 DEF: Zombies (CA) 27.8 ..................................... DEF: Third Reich (SH) 29.1 ST: Cadavers (NZ) 13.6 ................................... ST: Toxic Waste (KB) 12.8 DL: One Eleven - Bozos (SQ) 3.5 ............................ DL: Albert Burkhalter - Third Reich (SH) 5.5 LB: Doug Drone - Killer Bees (TW) 3.0 ..................... LB: Manfred Mann - Third Reich (SH) 6.0 DB: Greater Than Four - Bozos (SQ) 3.0 .................... DB: Wolf Blitzer - Werewolves (SS) 3.0 WC: Cadavers DEF 13.9 ...................................... WC: James Leach RB - Fairies (RM) 10.3 Total: 149.5............................................. .......................................... 151.3 DRK............................................... ...................... MOZEEK QB: Tom Cruise - Fairies (RM) 23.5................................. QB: Pi - Bozos (SQ) 20.6 RB: O Simpson - Toxic Waste (KB) 28.4........................... RB: Grog - Sasquatch (BO) 27.2 RB: Sven Wagner - Third Reich (SH) 21.6...................... RB: Luthar Lamp - Mennonites (RA) 25.4 TE: M.Kwan / Chan - Sumos (WW) 7.1 ......................... TE: Jerry Farwell - Toxic Waste (KB) 4.7 WR: Jason Stinger - Killer Bees (TW) 7.7 ........................ WR: Lemon - Sharks (TR) 8.4 WR: Mr. Miyagi - Sumos (TR) 5.7 .............................. WR: Terry Owens - Toxic Waste (KB) 5.6 DEF: ‘70s Rams (FF) 26.7 ....................................... DEF: Werewolves (SS) 32.9 ST: Third Reich (SS) 14.2 ...................................... ST: ‘70s Rams (FF) 17.1 DL: Alan Page - Zombies (CA) 4.5........................... DL: J Youngblood - ‘70s Rams (FF) 6.0 LB: Harry Carson - Zombies (CA) 3.0......................... LB: Thinker - Sasquatch (BO) 3.0 DB: Left U-Turn - Bozos (SQ) 3.0............................. DB: Klaus Werner - Third Reich (SH) 5.0 WC: S Colbert RB - Toxic Waste (KB) 11.7 .................. WC: Peter Pollen RB - Killer Bees (TW) 16.9 Total: 157.1............................................. .............................. 172.8 ROOMORGANS .................................................. ........ ARTLAX QB: Warren Moon - Werewolves (SS) 19.8 .................... QB: Star/Fouts - Zombies (CA) 26.8 RB: Ramesses/Khufu - Ra (MM) 23.1 .......................... RB: 2 Cents - Bozos (SQ) 19.7 RB: Martin/Allen - Zombies (CA) 28.5 .......................... RB: Harris/Bettis - Zombies (CA) 23.9 TE: Target - Bozos (SQ) 6.8 ................................... TE: Steve Austin - Mennonites (RA) 9.8 WR: Jim Baker - Toxic Waste (KB) 8.0 ...................... WR: Johnson/Lofton - Zombies (CA) 13.2 WR: Badgas - Sasquatch (BO) 6.1 .......................... WR: Mike Jackson - Fairies (RM) 5.3 DEF: Ra (MM) 23.3 ............................................. DEF: Toxic Waste (KB) 18.7 ST: Werewolves (SS) 17.1 ................................... ST: Killer Bees (TW) 16.8 DL: Wolfman Jack - Werewolves (SS) 7.5 ................. DL: Colon Powell - Toxic Waste (KB) 6.5 LB: Tefnakt - Ra (MM) 4.0 ................................... LB: Jack Ham - Zombies (CA) 4.0 DB: Abraham John - Mennonites (RA) 4.0 ..................... DB: Piy - Ra (MM) 4.0 WC: McCutcheon RB - ‘70s Rams (FF) 15.8 ................ WC: M J. Fox WR - Werewolves (SS) 11.5 Total: 164.0............................................. ................. 160.2 ROLLER .................................................. ........... WEIRDWOLF QB: Billy Weisser - Mennonites (RA) 23.7 .................. QB: W Klink - Third Reich (SH) 31.3 RB: Speedy Ezekiel - Mennonites (RA) 27.7 .................. RB: Muckman - Sasquatch (BO) 26.3 RB: Junior Underworld - Cadavers (NZ) 18.3 ................ RB: Wax On - Sumos (WW) 13.8 TE: Terry Nelson - ‘70s Rams (FF) 7.1 ...................... TE: Afri Canized - Killer Bees (TW) 6.7 WR: Pieces - Bozos (SQ) 9.6 ................................ WR: Sulu - Sumos (WW) 13.5 WR: Nelson Brittle - Cadavers (NZ) 8.1 .................. WR: Akhenaton - Ra (MM) 12.7 DEF: Sasquatch (BO) 22.1............. .................... DEF - Sumos (WW) 19.6 ST: Mennonites (RA) 14.3 ................................. ST: Bozos (SQ) 15.1 DL: Louis Lapp - Mennonites (RA) 4.5..................... DL: W Puck - Werewolves (SS) 7.5 LB: H McCracken - Mennonites (RA) 4.0 ................ LB: Barney Frank - Fairies (RM) 4.0 DB: Bud Weisser - Mennonites (RA) 3.0 .................... DB: Deoder Yoder - Mennonites (RA) 4.0 WC: Chip Femur QB - Cadavers (NZ) 21.1..................... WC: Wax Off RB - Sumos (WW) 13.7 Total: 163.5............................................. ....................... 168.2 STYX .................................................. ............ HOOP27 QB: Pat Haden - ‘70s Rams (FF) 27.0 .................... QB: Chevy Chase - Sharks (TR) 22.4 RB: J Cappelletti - ‘70s Rams (FF) 28.6 ................... RB: Johnnie Holmes - Fairies (RM) 23.3 RB: Tiger - Sharks (TR) 19.9 .............................. RB: Jack Nicholson - Werewolves (SS) 27.6 TE: Tipper - Sasquatch (BO) 8.9 .......................... TE: Xerxes - Ra (MM) 8.2 WR: Willie Wolf - Third Reich (SH) 13.1 .................... WR: Brown, Hayes - Zombies (CA) 12.7 WR: Ron Jessie - ‘70s Rams (FF) 11.0 ..................... WR: Steven Stucky - Mennonites (RA) 7.1 DEF: Bozos (SQ) 18.3 ......................................... DEF: Mennonites (RA) 18.9 ST: Sharks (TR) 13.7 ......................................... ST: Sasquatch (BO) 14.9 DL: Elliott Gould - Killer Bees (TW) 5.5 ..................... DL: Mudd Dauber - Killer Bees (TW) 6.0 LB: Chappy - Sasquatch (BO) 4.0 ......................... LB: C Bennett - Zombies (CA) 3.5 DB: Richard Simmons - Fairies (RM) 4.0 ................... DB: Willie Wasp - Killer Bees (TW) 3.0 WC: K Kingbee QB - Killer Bees (TW) 19.1................ WC: Hammerhead RB - Sharks (TR) 18.6 Total 173.1............................................. .................. 166.2 Opponants SS = Super Sumos FF = Flaming Fairies RA = Ra RM = Rams TW = Toxic Watse WW = Werewolves KB = Killer Bees BO = Bozos CA = Cadavers SH = Sharks MM = Mennonites TR = Third Reich NZ = Zombies SQ = Sasquatch |
Oooooh ... opening matchup against artlax, who has been on a roll where everything he touches in EF and the NFL has turned to gold lately.
The Centralia Mine Fires are going to have to smoke out that noise. Ed wnnrcgr shkthbx: $br# |
All my German's have been anxiously waiting to launch Operation Bliztkreig with my Panzer Defense. Stinkwater has been filling up on Bratwurst all week and is stinkier than ever and ready to go.
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The battle of the graphic designers...Roller vs Weirdwolf. What a perfect start. Hey Roller, your wacom tablet is slow and your photoshop is still a 3.0. Take that you traditional artist creep! :D Loser has to do the next issue of the Tweak by their self. Don't be using that new baby as an excuse either...been there done that 3 times already!
He might have the prettier team, but my guys are tough enough to play in nothing more than their mawashi's. BEER! by 18 points over the Rollie Polers! |
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Excuse me I don't believe we heard you correctly...
 Just keep yapping Lynn! The Canadian CFL leftovers will be there at seasons end, unlike your sad sack team that should be fortunate to pull off two wins this season! Quote:
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Hey Wolf, your mother was a hampster!!
Oh yeah!!? Take this, Wolf!!:fghttt:
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Roo and his mess...
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best be ready for the Silent But Deadly treatment!!!!!
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Is it ever getting deep in here!
Only a true group of Misfits could possibly come out on top of this mess. |
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I can't even argue with that....my mother was a hamster, but my father DID NOT smell of elderberries!! It was more like cranberries with a hint of jasmine!
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Since it's taking me awhile to get all 7 games in, I thought I would break them up and post half now and half later. Here's the recaps of the first 4 games. I'll update the fantasy standings shortly. Stay tuned....ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn
Fairies Get Rammed John Cappelletti rushed for 132 yards and 2 touchdowns and caught a pass for another score and the Rams defense shut out the high powered Fairy offense in their WMLMF debut. Pat Haden was 7-11-1 for 173 yards and a TD for LA, but it was the defense that proved too much for the Fairies to handle in a 23-0 victory. Tommy Cruise was sacked 4 times and constantly harassed by a notably quicker Rams defense that limited San Francisco to 71 yards rushing and 99 yards passing. Ron Simmons led the Fairies with 5 tackles, while Pat Thomas had 5 tackles for the Rams. Larry Brooks greets Tommy Cruise for an early 1st quarter sack Lawrence McCutcheon, #30, finds a lane in the middle of the field George Bush, #37, intercepts an overthrown ball for the Fairies |
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K-Zoo Shows Killer Instinct
Kerry Kingbee had one of the best days of his career, throwing for 237 yards on 12-17-0 passing and 4 touchdowns as the Killer Bees cruised to a 38-21 win over the hapless Toxic Waste. George Dubya completed 11 of 18 passes for 222 yards and a pair of touchdowns, but his 3 interceptions, combined with 3 fumbles by Jerry Falwell and Steve Colbert proved to be too much for the Waste to overcome. George B. Hive scored 2 touchdowns on catches of 54 and 38 yards, nearly matching last seasons total output. Cassius Clay was tops for Three Mile Island with 4 tackles, while the Bees were led by Larry Larvae’s 5 tackles and 2 forced fumbles and interception. Jerry Yellowjacket recovers a Jerry Falwell fumble for the Bees Simpson had nowhere to run, as Mudd Dauber tackles him for a loss George B. Hive, #88, takes it to the house for Kalamazoo |
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Cadavers First Victory Extra ‘Special’
Cleveland’s special teams came up big, with Rolyn Bones returning a punt 53 yards for a touchdown, and blocking 2 Zombie punts deep in their territory, the first resulting in a touchdown recovery and the second at the Zombie 3 at the end of the fourth quarter where Kicked Dabucket’s field goal was the game winning points in a wild 45-42 win over the Zombies. Marcus Allen ran for 143 yards and a pair of TD’s for New Zealand, but the all-star combo of Dan Fouts and Bart Star struggled badly, completing only 5 of 14 passes for 85 yards against a stingy Cadaver secondary. Junior Underworld had a stellar debut, running for 172 yards and 2 touchdowns and catching a 17 yard pass for another. Alan Page was a force on defense, recording 5 tackles and forcing a fumble for the Zombies. M. Balmer had 5 ½ tackles, 2 for loss of yardage for the Cadavers. Staring death in the face.... the Zombies line up against the Cadavers Franco Harris finds a slim hole in the Cadaver defensive line Ortho Pedic, #21, takes a screen pass from Chip Femur |
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Clowns Get Serious To Beat Sasquatch
Battle Creek got a balanced team effort to win a penalty marred game against the Canadians, 28-14. Both teams struggled to move the ball, as the defenses held solid, evident by neither team having a player gain more than 61 yards on the ground. The Bozos had the upper hand though, as their right side linebacker, Plus, gathered two interceptions. The first led to a 2 Cents touchdown run. The second came in the Bozo end zone late in the 4th quarter to end a Sasquatch threat and secure the victory. Pi was efficient, completing 5-8-0 for 124 yards and a score, 108 of which went to wide receiver Pieces. The ’Quatch never got in rhythm on offense, partly due to Stinkwater, who was constantly under pressure, and partly due to penalties, which nullified what would have been 2 touchdowns. The Bozos special teams chipped in with a 99 yard TD return that seemed to take the air out of the Sasquatch. Peace led the clown defense with 5 tackles, while Bubbles and Spook had 3 tackles apiece for the big guys. Tank sacks Pi and causes a fumble Plus steps in front of Grog and intercepts this pass Pisces scores on a 76 yard bomb from Pi |
Al I would like to make a move. I want to drop my WC player Leach and pick up QB George Dubya from Toxic Waste.
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Mike, changes can only be made after the week is played out. As soon as I get the next 3 games done and recorded, I can make the change for you that would apply to week 2's match up. ltsplbll
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Here's the scores so far after the 1st 4 games. There's still 3 to go. There have been a few surprises, as well as several disappointments. This is only the first week, so there's no need to panic just yet.
.................................. Proj. pts .................................................. Proj pts SWEETKA (Opponent)........................................ DOGWOOD30 Da Wood (Opponent) QB: Bruce Lee - Sumos (WW) 19.7 ...................... QB: Stinkwater - Sasquatch (BO) 27.7 / 4.2 RB: 5 ½ / More Or Less - Bozos (SQ) 18.3 / 14.2 ..... RB: Steve Swarm - Killer Bees (TW) 19.3 / 18.8 RB: Khnum / Imhotep - Ra (MM) 23.1 .................... RB: Richard Meier - Third Reich (SH) 20.2 TE: Gene Simmons - Fairies (RM) 7.6/ 4.2 ............. TE: Lon Cheny Jr. - Werewolves (SS) 7.3 WR: Kamose - Ra (MM) 12.7 .............................. WR: Antoine Devries - Fairies (RM) 3.8 / -.5 WR: Theodore - Sasquatch (BO) 3.3 / 3.1 ............. WR: Harold Jackson - ‘70s Rams (FF) 6.3 / 1.0 DEF: Zombies (CA) 27.8 / 11.2 ............................... DEF: Third Reich (SH) 29.1 ST: Cadavers (NZ) 13.6 / 28.9 .............................. ST: Toxic Waste (KB) 12.8 / 11.6 DL: One Eleven - Bozos (SQ) 3.5/ 4.0 ......................... DL: Albert Burkhalter - Third Reich (SH) 5.5 LB: Doug Drone - Killer Bees (TW) 3.0/ 4.0 .................. LB: Manfred Mann - Third Reich (SH) 6.0 DB: Greater Than Four - Bozos (SQ) 3.0/ 1.0 ................. DB: Wolf Blitzer - Werewolves (SS) 3.0 WC: Cadavers DEF 13.9 / 10.9 ................................... WC: James Leach RB - Fairies (RM) 10.3 / 15.3 Total: 149.5/ 81.5.................................................. ..................................... 151.3 / 40.4 DRK Misfits........................................... ................... MOZEEK QB: Tom Cruise - Fairies (RM) 23.5 / 5.7............................ QB: Pi - Bozos (SQ) 20.6 / 20.0 RB: O Simpson - Toxic Waste (KB) 28.4 / 16.2..................... RB: Grog - Sasquatch (BO) 27.2 / 10.6 RB: Sven Wagner - Third Reich (SH) 21.6...................... RB: Luthar Lamp - Mennonites (RA) 25.4 TE: M.Kwan / Chan - Sumos (WW) 7.1 ......................... TE: Jerry Farwell - Toxic Waste (KB) 4.7 / 6.3 WR: Jason Stinger - Killer Bees (TW) 7.7 / 11.7 ................... WR: Lemon - Sharks (TR) 8.4 WR: Mr. Miyagi - Sumos (TR) 5.7 .............................. WR: Terry Owens - Toxic Waste (KB) 5.6 / 1.1 DEF: ‘70s Rams (FF) 26.7 / 50.5 ................................... DEF: Werewolves (SS) 32.9 ST: Third Reich (SS) 14.2 ......................................... ST: ‘70s Rams (FF) 17.1 / 12.1 DL: Alan Page - Zombies (CA) 4.5 / 6.5........................... DL: J Youngblood - ‘70s Rams (FF) 6.0 / 4.75 LB: Harry Carson - Zombies (CA) 3.0 / 2.0......................... LB: Thinker - Sasquatch (BO) 3.0 / 2.0 DB: Left U-Turn - Bozos (SQ) 3.0 / 3.0............................. DB: Klaus Werner - Third Reich (SH) 5.0 WC: S Colbert RB - Toxic Waste (KB) 11.7 / 9.9 .................. WC: Peter Pollen RB - Killer Bees (TW) 16.9 / 16.2 Total: 157.1 / 105.5.................................................. ......................... 172.8 / 73.05 ROOMORGANS Centralia Mine Fires ....................................... ARTLAX QB: Warren Moon - Werewolves (SS) 19.8 .................... QB: Star/Fouts - Zombies (CA) 26.8 / 15.0 RB: Ramesses/Khufu - Ra (MM) 23.1 ............................ RB: 2 Cents - Bozos (SQ) 19.7 / 13.8 RB: Martin/Allen - Zombies (CA) 28.5 / 24.8 ..................... RB: Harris/Bettis - Zombies (CA) 23.9 / 19.8 TE: Target - Bozos (SQ) 6.8/ 1.5 ................................ TE: Steve Austin - Mennonites (RA) 9.8 WR: Jim Baker - Toxic Waste (KB) 8.0 /16.4 ................... WR: Johnson/Lofton - Zombies (CA) 13.2 /17.8 WR: Badgas - Sasquatch (BO) 6.1 / 2.2 ......................... WR: Mike Jackson - Fairies (RM) 5.3 / -.5 DEF: Ra (MM) 23.3 ................................................ DEF: Toxic Waste (KB) 18.7 / 5.5 ST: Werewolves (SS) 17.1 ...................................... ST: Killer Bees (TW) 16.8 / -2.6 DL: Wolfman Jack - Werewolves (SS) 7.5 .................... DL: Colon Powell - Toxic Waste (KB) 6.5 / 1.5 LB: Tefnakt - Ra (MM) 4.0 ...................................... LB: Jack Ham - Zombies (CA) 4.0 / 1.0 DB: Abraham John - Mennonites (RA) 4.0 ..................... DB: Piy - Ra (MM) 4.0 WC: McCutcheon RB - ‘70s Rams (FF) 15.8 / 9.6 ............. WC: M J. Fox WR - Werewolves (SS) 11.5 Total: 164.0 / 54.4.................................................. ............ 160.2 / 71.3 ROLLER .................................................. ........... WEIRDWOLF Beer! QB: Billy Weisser - Mennonites (RA) 23.7 .................. QB: W Klink - Third Reich (SH) 31.3 RB: Speedy Ezekiel - Mennonites (RA) 27.7 .................. RB: Muckman - Sasquatch (BO) 26.3 / 18.2 RB: Junior Underworld - Cadavers (NZ) 18.3 / 37.9 ......... RB: Wax On - Sumos (WW) 13.8 TE: Terry Nelson - ‘70s Rams (FF) 7.1 / 3.8 ................... TE: Afri Canized - Killer Bees (TW) 6.7 / 10.8 WR: Pieces - Bozos (SQ) 9.6 / 18.8 ........................... WR: Sulu - Sumos (WW) 13.5 WR: Nelson Brittle - Cadavers (NZ) 8.1 / 3.3 .............. WR: Akhenaton - Ra (MM) 12.7 DEF: Sasquatch (BO) 22.1 / 13.6.............................. DEF - Sumos (WW) 19.6 ST: Mennonites (RA) 14.3 .................................... ST: Bozos (SQ) 15.1 / 8.6 DL: Louis Lapp - Mennonites (RA) 4.5....................... DL: W Puck - Werewolves (SS) 7.5 LB: H McCracken - Mennonites (RA) 4.0 .................. LB: Barney Frank - Fairies (RM) 4.0 / 0.0 DB: Bud Weisser - Mennonites (RA) 3.0 .................... DB: Deoder Yoder - Mennonites (RA) 4.0 WC: Chip Femur QB - Cadavers (NZ) 21.1 / 30.8............ WC: Wax Off RB - Sumos (WW) 13.7 Total: 163.5 / 108.2.................................................. ............... 168.2 / 37.6 STYX Umizoomi .................................................. .... HOOP27 Great White North QB: Pat Haden - ‘70s Rams (FF) 27.0 / 25.5 ................ QB: Chevy Chase - Sharks (TR) 22.4 RB: J Cappelletti - ‘70s Rams (FF) 28.6 /38.6 ............... RB: Johnnie Holmes - Fairies (RM) 23.3 / 9.0 RB: Tiger - Sharks (TR) 19.9 .............................. RB: Jack Nicholson - Werewolves (SS) 27.6 TE: Tipper - Sasquatch (BO) 8.9 / 5.7 ...................... TE: Xerxes - Ra (MM) 8.2 WR: Willie Wolf - Third Reich (SH) 13.1 .................... WR: Brown, Hayes - Zombies (CA) 12.7 / -.5 WR: Ron Jessie - ‘70s Rams (FF) 11.0 / 6.7 .................. WR: Steven Stucky - Mennonites (RA) 7.1 DEF: Bozos (SQ) 18.3 / 40.2 .................................... DEF: Mennonites (RA) 18.9 ST: Sharks (TR) 13.7 ......................................... ST: Sasquatch (BO) 14.9 / -8.5 DL: Elliott Gould - Killer Bees (TW) 5.5 / 2.0 .................. DL: Mudd Dauber - Killer Bees (TW) 6.0 / 6.0 LB: Chappy - Sasquatch (BO) 4.0 / 1.0 ..................... LB: C Bennett - Zombies (CA) 3.5 / 1.0 DB: Richard Simmons - Fairies (RM) 4.0 /1.0 ............... DB: Willie Wasp - Killer Bees (TW) 3.0 / 8.2 WC: K Kingbee QB - Killer Bees (TW) 19.1 / 57.5........... WC: Hammerhead RB - Sharks (TR) 18.6 Total 173.1/178.2.................................................. ............. 166.2 / 15.2 |
Gotta love that '70's Rams defense.....
........hey Mozeekltsplbll
M I S F I T S Misfits Misfits GOOOOOOOOO MISFITS! |
I'm gonna need a Reich and Sumos score fest! Holy Roller some of these teams have high points already!
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Roller's had a couple dudes go off.
I'm down, but have quite a few players left to rock and roll with. Ed wnnrcgr shkthbx: $br# |
GO MISFITS!!!!
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Thanks Benster!
The Misfits appriciate your support. Coincidentally, the position of President for the Misfits fan club is open; if you want it, it's yours. Oh yah, you'd be the first member as well so absolutely no one will take issue with any presidential decrees.
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I updated the team names for the Misfits, Beer! and the Centralia Mine Fires. If anyone else has a name for their team, let me know and I'll add them. So far it looks like Shane is taking a whooping. But, there's always next week and things can change drastically. It's a long season and anything can happen. ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn ppcrn
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Chevy just needs to throw for 600 yards at 8 TD's and we'll be right back into it ;)
edit: btw the team name is Great White North Quote:
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Al you ca name my team DA WOOD
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styx is team .................umizoomi
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