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A baby seal walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The baby seal says "Anything except a Canadian Club" :eek:

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop.":rolleyes:

Q: What's the fastest land animal on earth?
A: The Ethiopian chicken. :o

Jewish Pervert, "Want to buy some candy little girl?"

George Carlin..."I played a blank tape full blast and the mime next door went crazy." :mad:

Did you hear about the little Greek boy who ran away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared. :o

Two guys are in the locker room at the gym, changing. One guy looks over and sees his buddy putting on a bra and parties. He says to his buddy, "How long have you been wearing women's underwear?" His buddy responds, "Ever since my wife found them in the glove compartment."

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you call an ugly prostitute?
Unemployeed :D

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Cigarette, because every night you take him out for a drag.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in apple trees.

How did Tarzan die?
Picking apples. :D :D :D

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nice :D