Mr. President, We've Just Gotten Word
 

That A Massive Land War Is Going To Take Place Near The City Of Norfolk Virginia. I Think It's Called Fortsmith Or Portsmith, Something Like That. This May Be A Matter Of National Security.

Have The Joint Chief Of Staff Send In Tanks And Secure The Perimeter. Have Fema On Standby, We Will Need Them By The 22ncd.


May The Innocent Leave Town In Time
Earth As We Know It, May Be No More

Get Ready For The Return Of Shock And Awe


J 2 0

Listen For The Air Sirens And Get Out Of Town
 

MAKE SURE ALL OF THE I'S AND T'S ARE TAKEN CARE OF ON YOUR WILLS. aLSO CHECK YOUR LIFE INSURANCE TO ENSURE IT IS UP TO DATE.




YOU MAY GET IN, BUT YOU MIGHT NOT BE GETTIN OUT


J 2 0 !!!! THE LEGANDARY STATUS AND THE ONES WHO HAVE IT

THE BRAWL FOR IT ALL !! SOON !!!!!!!!!!MANTARAYDRE

Call Your Aunt Millie
 

And Tell Her To Get The H. E .double Hockey Sticks Out Of Town



j 2 0
The Seawall Brawl Legends Ball !!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Dre...
 

This stuff had me cracking up bro. :rtfl: I don't know if you knew this or not, but Tidewater really is a Large Military area. :confused: Thanks for making me laugh this morning with your comedic skillz. :D

Dre (In all seriousness)... with only a week and a half left, we ARE gearing up for J-20. We're hoping to be ready by the time the Brawl gets underway. :eek: ;)

Keep your fingers crossed. :cool:

Peace,

Don