Hang in there Jim...you will probably see a lot of guys on the fence for now. June is a month that most of our wives own!

I know, I had to mark not coming because of family vacation, but I would rather be playing in the "Jimmie D Classic"!
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EM-F-er [ěm -f-er] –
noun-abr-slang: Electric Miniature Footballer
1. a person/hobbyist/gamer who creates a representation of American Football in a small or reduced scale for competition or show.
2. the majority of forum users on the website,
www.miniaturefootball.org
—Idiom
3.
One Bad Em-F-er, negative shout out; pertaining to weirdwolf:
There goes one bad EM-F-er. I mean he can’t play and ain’t never win nothin’!