[RavennaAl]

I’ve had a few inquiries about how the teams rate offensively and defensively. From here on I will have the top 3 teams for offense rushing yards, passing yards and total yards, as well as the top 3 defenses for yards allowed rushing, passing and total. Here’s the stats after 4 weeks….


Leading Rushers

......Player ............... Team............. Yards/Att....... Ave....... Tds

1) Grog................ Sasquatch......... 438 / 52....... 8.4....... 6
2) Orenthal Simpson. Toxic Waste..... 409 / 33...... 12.4...... 8
3) Johnny Holmes…... Fairies………...... 390 / 41.…... 9.5…..... 6
4) 2 Cents…........... Bozos................359 / 45....... 6.0....... 3
5) Jack Nicholson….. Werewolves…….. 331 / 50.…….. 6.6.…….. 7
6) More or Less...... Bozos............... 268 / 19...... 14.1...... 3
7) Speedy Ezekiel... Mennonites ....... 264 / 47....... 5.6....... 6
8) Sven Wagner.... Third Reich......... 243 - 24....... 10.1....... 5
9) Muckman.......... Sasquatch........ 238 - 38......... 6.3........ 4
10) Curtis Martin……. Zombies………... 237 / 29.…..…. 8.2.…….. 4



Passing Leaders

..........Player...........Team ........ Comp - Att - Int - TD’s... Yards ….. Rating


1) Starr/Fouts **... Zombies........ 33 -57 - 4....... 7 TD’s..... 764 yds…. 112.8
2) Wilhelm Klink.... Third Reich....... 29 - 52 - 3..... 2 TD’s..... 660 yds..… 89.4
3) Tommy Cruise... Fairies............ 28 - 51 -1..... 3 TD’s...... 519 yds…. 101.7
4) Pi................... Bozos............. 27 - 48 - 2..... 5 TD‘s...... 504 yds…. 110.1
5) Billybob Weisser Mennonites ..... 23 - 45 - 2..... 4 TD‘s...... 489 yds..…. 101.1
6) Stinkwater....... Sasquatch....... 28 - 47 - 1..... 4 TD’s..... 461 yds….. 112.1
7) Moses……….....… Ra…………...….. 31 - 56 - 7.…. 3 TD’s…..… 458 yds….. 60.6
8) Warren Moon….. Werewolves….. 28 - 52 - 7.….. 3 TD…..... 441 yds….. 61.9
9) Kerry Kingbee.. Killer Bees......... 24 - 49 - 8..... 6 TD‘s...... 411 yds….. 77.8..
10) George Dubya .. Toxic Waste... 15 - 33 - 5..... 1 TD‘s....... 286 yds…... 46.6

** The Zombies alternate QB's during the course of the game between Bart Starr and Dan Fouts

Leading Receivers

Player ................. Team........... Catches - yards... TD’s

1) Willie Wolf........... Third Reich..... 12 - 359...... 1 TD’s
2) Richard Meier..... Third Reich....... 11 - 244...... 0 TD
3) Jason Stinger..... Killer Bees........ 7- 229........ 6 TD’s
4) Target............... Bozos............. 9 - 197...... 2 TD's
5) Curtis Martin....... Zombies…........ 9 - 167...... 1 TD's
6) Oz..................... Werewolves..... 7 - 162...... 1 TD
7) Tim Brown........... Zombies.......... 5 - 159...... 1 TD
8) Johnny Holmes..... Fairies............ 6 - 153...... 1 TD
8) Xerxes................ Ra…............... 6 - 153...... 0 TD’s
10) Steve Austin...... Mennonites....... 4 - 151..... 1 TD


Sacks

Player................ Team....... #

1) Wolfman Jack...... Werewolves. 3
2) Charles Mann...... Zombies...... 2
2) Albert Burkhalter... Third Reich.. 2
2) Deacon Jones...... Zombies..... 2
2) Nectanebo.......... Ra............... 2
Twenty two tied with 1


Interceptions

Player....... Team...... #

1) Bud Weisser...... Mennonites 3
1) Wolf Blitzer....... Werewolves 3
3) Jack Nicholson.. Werewolves 2
3) Dirk Lange........ Third Reich 2
3) Gopher............ Sasquatch 2
3) Willie Wasp...... Killer Bees 2
3) Chappy........... Sasquatch 2
3) Manfred Mann... Third Reich 2
3) Michael J. Fox... Werewolves 2



Leading Tackles

Player............... Team......... # Tackles

1) Elliott Gould.......... Killer Bees.......... 20
2) Joseph Herrmann... Third Reich......... 18
3) Richard Simmons... Fairies............... 17 1/2
4) Albert Burkhalter... Third Reich......... 16 1/2
5) Ralph.................. Sasquatch......... 16
6) Colon Powell........ Toxic Waste........ 15 1/2
6) Norman Nest........ Killer Bees......... 15 1/2
8) Jerry Yellowjacket. Killer Bees.......... 14 1/2
8) Tefnakt.............. Ra.................... 14 1/2
10) Barney Frank........ Fairies............... 12

Top 3 offenses:

Rushing..........yds

1) Bozos..........843
2) Sasquatch.. 801
2) Ra............. 690


Passing............. yds

1) Zombies....... 764
2) Third Reich... 660
3) Fairies......... 519


Total............... yds

1) Zombies......... 1439
2) Bozos............ 1347
3) Sasqutch....... 1262

Top 3 defensees:

Rush yds allowed

1) Werewolves..... 274
2) Sasquatch....... 452
3) Mennonites...... 509


Pass yds allowed

1) Zombies........... 303
2) Bozos............... 374
3) Third Reich........ 388


Total yds allowed

1) Werewolves....... 669
2) Bozos............... 962
3) Sasquatch......... 1022