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The 5th week is done and the season is 1/2 over. Here's the results.....

Bozos Win By A Nose

Fidel Castro’s missed extra point attempt was the difference in a game that featured huge momentum shifts. Battle Creek overcame a disastrous game by their QB, Pi, to pull out a 35-34 victory as their defense limited Orenthal Simpson to just 42 yards rushing for the game.

Three Mile Island broke out to a quick 14-0 lead on a short TD run by Simpson and Jim Baker’s 23 yard TD reception. The clowns then reeled off 28 unanswered points on a TD catch by Pisces, and TD runs by 5 ½, 2 Cents and More or Less. Simpson’s 2nd TD run of the day brought the Waste within 7, 28-21. The Bozos responded with a little trickery and seldom used running back ! ran a reverse 23 yards to push the lead to 35-21. George Dubya connected with Terry Owens to make it a 7 point game, 35-28. On the last play of the game, Dubya hit Baker on a slant for a 37 yard score to make it 35-34, but Castro missed the kick that would have sent the game to overtime.

Dubya finished the game 12-17-2 for 263 yards and 3 TD’s for the Waste. 2 Cents ran for 138 yards and a TD and More or Less rushed for 111 and a score as well. Colon Powell had 7 tackles to lead Three Mile Island, while Dice Six had 3 tackles and a sack for Battle Creek.



Jim Baker, #17, scores on a pass reception to make it 14-0 Toxic Waste early in the 1st quarter