One of the greatest moments I have ever experienced at any convention was what I have now dubbed, "The Speech To No Where!"
After winning the kicking contest in a shocking upset, Ed Roche accepted the leather helmet award and delivered a riveting speech which absolutely no one heard or paid attention to. Undeterred, he forged on and completed his speech to my applause!
I hope that Ed can remember his speech and repost it here. I had tears in my eyes....from laughing!

It deserves to be heard! Ed deserves to be heard!!
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EM-F-er [ěm -f-er] –
noun-abr-slang: Electric Miniature Footballer
1. a person/hobbyist/gamer who creates a representation of American Football in a small or reduced scale for competition or show.
2. the majority of forum users on the website,
www.miniaturefootball.org
—Idiom
3.
One Bad Em-F-er, negative shout out; pertaining to weirdwolf:
There goes one bad EM-F-er. I mean he can’t play and ain’t never win nothin’!