Speech
Abridged Transcript:
"First, I'd like to thank Miggle for making the TTQB that I kicked with and the ball that I used.
Next I'd like to thank CorEy for showing me the "secret ingredient" he covers his felt footballs with in order to make them fly straighter. I was always wondering why the bathroom would be full before big games and kicking contests - now I know.
Finally, I'd like to thank Warren Sapp and the Miami Hurricanes. You see I was getting labeled as 'soft' for always showing up with a powder blue team. I kept telling them that it wasn't 'powder blue' - it was an off shade of periwinkle but that still didn't stop them from laughing. So I got tougher and decided to go with orange this year.
So for all of you who think that your dreams are out of reach, always remember the immortal words of the golf announcer who once interviewed Arnold Palmer and said, 'The secret to his success is that every night his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.'
|