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Wasted Opportunity Costs Three Mile Island

When they needed it most, The Toxic Waste defense just couldn’t stop Egypt’s offense from moving the ball, resulting in a wild shootout loss, 45-42. Egypt took a 10-0 lead in the first quarter behind a 69 yard TD run by Ramesses and a Sphinx field goal. The Waste battled back and took the lead on TD runs by Steve Colbert and Orenthal Simpson. Imhotep put the Ra back on top with a 51 yard run. Simpson and Imhotep then traded kick returns for TD’s as the special teams for both sides struggled on kick offs, resulting in a 24-21 Ra lead at the half.

The teams traded TD’s back and forth until the final quarter, where the Toxic Waste tried to rally back. George Dubya completed a couple of passes and scrambled 21 yards to give Three Mile Island a first down at the Ra 13. Colbert and Simpson runs lost 6 yards, and Dubya was sacked twice in a row to end their chance for a comeback. Ramesses had 151 yards rushing and a pair of touchdowns for Egypt, while Dubya completed 7-11-1 for 141 yards for the Waste. Rush Limbaugh had 4 ½ tackles for Three Mile, while Egypt was led by Nectanebo’s 5 tackles and a sack.


Khafra sacks Dubya in early game action