OK....I call this the Inez Sainz base. Turn the dials to enhance the excitement of game play. A light brushing with your fingers causes the dials to vibrate like a purring kitty.
Watch...this will lead to dual dials or even quad dials for improved directional control and i was just being dirty!

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EM-F-er [ěm -f-er] –
noun-abr-slang: Electric Miniature Footballer
1. a person/hobbyist/gamer who creates a representation of American Football in a small or reduced scale for competition or show.
2. the majority of forum users on the website,
www.miniaturefootball.org
—Idiom
3.
One Bad Em-F-er, negative shout out; pertaining to weirdwolf:
There goes one bad EM-F-er. I mean he can’t play and ain’t never win nothin’!