Way to go Lynn. You've managed to bungle your way through another year.
Now, I happened to stumble across some slides that Lynn's family had stored for many years. I'd like to share them with everyone. Here they are:
Click Here's the moment of Lynn's inception. I'm not sure why Lynn's mother has a grocery bag over her head, or why Lynn's father looks like the FedEx guy
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Click Here's Lynn's mother. Now we know why she had a grocery bag over her head.
Click Here's Lynn's parents on their way to the hospital for the delivery
Click Here's the hospital putting a 'Sorry, closed' sign on the front door upon seeing Lynn's parents pulling up in the driveway
Click Here we see Lynn's parents going to their church to get help with the delivery
Click Here is Lynn's mother set for delivery with the help of a doctor at the church
Click Here we see the nurse putting a bag over Lynn's mother's head at the request of the doctor
Click Here is the top of Lynn's head as he is about to come into the new world.
Click Here is Lynn's head peeking out from the womb
Click Here, the doctor is trying to push the head back in
Click Now we see just Lynn's arm sticking out, as he is giving the doctor a one finger salute
Click Here, Lynn comes all the way out
Click] Here, the doctor is slapping baby Lynn
Click] Now baby Lynn is slapping the doctor back
Click Now the doctor is slapping Lynn's mother
Click Here is Lynn's mother slapping Lynn's father
Click Here is baby Lynn crying
Click Here is the doctor crying
Click Here is the nurse screaming
Click Here is Lynn's parents holding baby Lynn
Click Here's the nurse putting a bag over baby Lynn's head
Click Here is the doctor shooting himself
Click Here are the townspeople burning the church down
