Since you are a Raider fan it is against my principals to compliment you so just take every thing I say as the opposite of what I mean.
They all stink, uneven painting, poor body positions and theyare the ugliest things I have ever seen! Especially, those Raiders figures...they smell and have bad breath and I wash my bottom with them.

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EM-F-er [ěm -f-er] –
noun-abr-slang: Electric Miniature Footballer
1. a person/hobbyist/gamer who creates a representation of American Football in a small or reduced scale for competition or show.
2. the majority of forum users on the website,
www.miniaturefootball.org
—Idiom
3.
One Bad Em-F-er, negative shout out; pertaining to weirdwolf:
There goes one bad EM-F-er. I mean he can’t play and ain’t never win nothin’!