[Jim Davis]

tell the Truth Norbert you don't have the base talent to win miggle this year,
all red and white bases, come on man,
so yes my friend go to miggle and have fun and a great time going door to door hanging out, and playing games and selling bases NO NO NO you should give your bases to coaches for FREE !
THATS RIGHT I SAID FREE YOU OWE IT TO A LOT OF COACHES THAT GOT BASES FROM YOU AND PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THEM SO MAN UP AND GIVE THEM BASES OUT ALL WEEKEND FOR FREE.
TIME TO GIVE BACK MY FRIEND REMEMBER MONEY AIN'T EVERYTHING, FRIENDSHIP IS I LOVE YOU MY FRIEND I'M TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE I'M YOUR FRIEND
DO THIS IT'S GREAT FOR THE HOBBY. and you the MAN.

A.I.G.F.M.F.