As we gather together today with our family and friends to enjoy our pigskin dinners, go caroling our favorite fight songs, drink our gatorade-nog, watch our children as they dump out their old gym socks filled with NFL promotional toys and open the piles of gifts under the sacred golden goalposts that were delivered by the dancing NFL robot and his 8 tiny team mascots (He is real!), I want to remind you all of the real reason for this most sacred of holidays and why it is truly special!
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EM-F-er [ěm -f-er] –
noun-abr-slang: Electric Miniature Footballer
1. a person/hobbyist/gamer who creates a representation of American Football in a small or reduced scale for competition or show.
2. the majority of forum users on the website,
www.miniaturefootball.org
—Idiom
3.
One Bad Em-F-er, negative shout out; pertaining to weirdwolf:
There goes one bad EM-F-er. I mean he can’t play and ain’t never win nothin’!