Here's the fantasy match ups. The projectd points are based on a highly classified system using the most advanced computers known to mankind and are extremely accurate. However; there is a 98% margin of error.
.................................. Proj. pts .................................................. Proj pts
SWEETKA (Opponent)...................................
DOGWOOD30 (Opponent)
QB: Bruce Lee - Sumos (WW) 19.7 .................... QB: Stinkwater - Sasquatch (BO) 27.7
RB: 5 ½ / More Or Less - Bozos (SQ) 18.3 ........... RB: Steve Swarm - Killer Bees (TW) 19.3
RB: Khnum / Imhotep - Ra (MM) 23.1 .................. RB: Richard Meier - Third Reich (SH) 20.2
TE: Gene Simmons - Fairies (RM) 7.6 .................. TE: Lon Cheny Jr. - Werewolves (SS) 7.3
WR: Kamose - Ra (MM) 12.7 .............................. WR: Antoine Devries - Fairies (RM) 3.8
WR: Theodore - Sasquatch (BO) 3.3 .................. WR: Harold Jackson - ‘70s Rams (FF) 6.3
DEF: Zombies (CA) 27.8 ..................................... DEF: Third Reich (SH) 29.1
ST: Cadavers (NZ) 13.6 ................................... ST: Toxic Waste (KB) 12.8
DL: One Eleven - Bozos (SQ) 3.5 ............................ DL: Albert Burkhalter - Third Reich (SH) 5.5
LB: Doug Drone - Killer Bees (TW) 3.0 ..................... LB: Manfred Mann - Third Reich (SH) 6.0
DB: Greater Than Four - Bozos (SQ) 3.0 .................... DB: Wolf Blitzer - Werewolves (SS) 3.0
WC: Cadavers DEF 13.9 ...................................... WC: James Leach RB - Fairies (RM) 10.3
Total: 149.5............................................. .......................................... 151.3
DRK............................................... ...................... MOZEEK
QB: Tom Cruise - Fairies (RM) 23.5................................. QB: Pi - Bozos (SQ) 20.6
RB: O Simpson - Toxic Waste (KB) 28.4........................... RB: Grog - Sasquatch (BO) 27.2
RB: Sven Wagner - Third Reich (SH) 21.6...................... RB: Luthar Lamp - Mennonites (RA) 25.4
TE: M.Kwan / Chan - Sumos (WW) 7.1 ......................... TE: Jerry Farwell - Toxic Waste (KB) 4.7
WR: Jason Stinger - Killer Bees (TW) 7.7 ........................ WR: Lemon - Sharks (TR) 8.4
WR: Mr. Miyagi - Sumos (TR) 5.7 .............................. WR: Terry Owens - Toxic Waste (KB) 5.6
DEF: ‘70s Rams (FF) 26.7 ....................................... DEF: Werewolves (SS) 32.9
ST: Third Reich (SS) 14.2 ...................................... ST: ‘70s Rams (FF) 17.1
DL: Alan Page - Zombies (CA) 4.5........................... DL: J Youngblood - ‘70s Rams (FF) 6.0
LB: Harry Carson - Zombies (CA) 3.0......................... LB: Thinker - Sasquatch (BO) 3.0
DB: Left U-Turn - Bozos (SQ) 3.0............................. DB: Klaus Werner - Third Reich (SH) 5.0
WC: S Colbert RB - Toxic Waste (KB) 11.7 .................. WC: Peter Pollen RB - Killer Bees (TW) 16.9
Total: 157.1............................................. .............................. 172.8
ROOMORGANS .................................................. ........
ARTLAX
QB: Warren Moon - Werewolves (SS) 19.8 .................... QB: Star/Fouts - Zombies (CA) 26.8
RB: Ramesses/Khufu - Ra (MM) 23.1 .......................... RB: 2 Cents - Bozos (SQ) 19.7
RB: Martin/Allen - Zombies (CA) 28.5 .......................... RB: Harris/Bettis - Zombies (CA) 23.9
TE: Target - Bozos (SQ) 6.8 ................................... TE: Steve Austin - Mennonites (RA) 9.8
WR: Jim Baker - Toxic Waste (KB) 8.0 ...................... WR: Johnson/Lofton - Zombies (CA) 13.2
WR: Badgas - Sasquatch (BO) 6.1 .......................... WR: Mike Jackson - Fairies (RM) 5.3
DEF: Ra (MM) 23.3 ............................................. DEF: Toxic Waste (KB) 18.7
ST: Werewolves (SS) 17.1 ................................... ST: Killer Bees (TW) 16.8
DL: Wolfman Jack - Werewolves (SS) 7.5 ................. DL: Colon Powell - Toxic Waste (KB) 6.5
LB: Tefnakt - Ra (MM) 4.0 ................................... LB: Jack Ham - Zombies (CA) 4.0
DB: Abraham John - Mennonites (RA) 4.0 ..................... DB: Piy - Ra (MM) 4.0
WC: McCutcheon RB - ‘70s Rams (FF) 15.8 ................ WC: M J. Fox WR - Werewolves (SS) 11.5
Total: 164.0............................................. ................. 160.2
ROLLER .................................................. ...........
WEIRDWOLF
QB: Billy Weisser - Mennonites (RA) 23.7 .................. QB: W Klink - Third Reich (SH) 31.3
RB: Speedy Ezekiel - Mennonites (RA) 27.7 .................. RB: Muckman - Sasquatch (BO) 26.3
RB: Junior Underworld - Cadavers (NZ) 18.3 ................ RB: Wax On - Sumos (WW) 13.8
TE: Terry Nelson - ‘70s Rams (FF) 7.1 ...................... TE: Afri Canized - Killer Bees (TW) 6.7
WR: Pieces - Bozos (SQ) 9.6 ................................ WR: Sulu - Sumos (WW) 13.5
WR: Nelson Brittle - Cadavers (NZ) 8.1 .................. WR: Akhenaton - Ra (MM) 12.7
DEF: Sasquatch (BO) 22.1............. .................... DEF - Sumos (WW) 19.6
ST: Mennonites (RA) 14.3 ................................. ST: Bozos (SQ) 15.1
DL: Louis Lapp - Mennonites (RA) 4.5..................... DL: W Puck - Werewolves (SS) 7.5
LB: H McCracken - Mennonites (RA) 4.0 ................ LB: Barney Frank - Fairies (RM) 4.0
DB: Bud Weisser - Mennonites (RA) 3.0 .................... DB: Deoder Yoder - Mennonites (RA) 4.0
WC: Chip Femur QB - Cadavers (NZ) 21.1..................... WC: Wax Off RB - Sumos (WW) 13.7
Total: 163.5............................................. ....................... 168.2
STYX .................................................. ............
HOOP27
QB: Pat Haden - ‘70s Rams (FF) 27.0 .................... QB: Chevy Chase - Sharks (TR) 22.4
RB: J Cappelletti - ‘70s Rams (FF) 28.6 ................... RB: Johnnie Holmes - Fairies (RM) 23.3
RB: Tiger - Sharks (TR) 19.9 .............................. RB: Jack Nicholson - Werewolves (SS) 27.6
TE: Tipper - Sasquatch (BO) 8.9 .......................... TE: Xerxes - Ra (MM) 8.2
WR: Willie Wolf - Third Reich (SH) 13.1 .................... WR: Brown, Hayes - Zombies (CA) 12.7
WR: Ron Jessie - ‘70s Rams (FF) 11.0 ..................... WR: Steven Stucky - Mennonites (RA) 7.1
DEF: Bozos (SQ) 18.3 ......................................... DEF: Mennonites (RA) 18.9
ST: Sharks (TR) 13.7 ......................................... ST: Sasquatch (BO) 14.9
DL: Elliott Gould - Killer Bees (TW) 5.5 ..................... DL: Mudd Dauber - Killer Bees (TW) 6.0
LB: Chappy - Sasquatch (BO) 4.0 ......................... LB: C Bennett - Zombies (CA) 3.5
DB: Richard Simmons - Fairies (RM) 4.0 ................... DB: Willie Wasp - Killer Bees (TW) 3.0
WC: K Kingbee QB - Killer Bees (TW) 19.1................ WC: Hammerhead RB - Sharks (TR) 18.6
Total 173.1............................................. .................. 166.2
Opponants SS = Super Sumos FF = Flaming Fairies RA = Ra RM = Rams TW = Toxic Watse WW = Werewolves KB = Killer Bees BO = Bozos CA = Cadavers SH = Sharks MM = Mennonites TR = Third Reich NZ = Zombies SQ = Sasquatch