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Clowns Get Serious To Beat Sasquatch


Battle Creek got a balanced team effort to win a penalty marred game against the Canadians, 28-14. Both teams struggled to move the ball, as the defenses held solid, evident by neither team having a player gain more than 61 yards on the ground. The Bozos had the upper hand though, as their right side linebacker, Plus, gathered two interceptions. The first led to a 2 Cents touchdown run. The second came in the Bozo end zone late in the 4th quarter to end a Sasquatch threat and secure the victory. Pi was efficient, completing 5-8-0 for 124 yards and a score, 108 of which went to wide receiver Pieces. The ’Quatch never got in rhythm on offense, partly due to Stinkwater, who was constantly under pressure, and partly due to penalties, which nullified what would have been 2 touchdowns. The Bozos special teams chipped in with a 99 yard TD return that seemed to take the air out of the Sasquatch. Peace led the clown defense with 5 tackles, while Bubbles and Spook had 3 tackles apiece for the big guys.

Tank sacks Pi and causes a fumble

Plus steps in front of Grog and intercepts this pass

Pisces scores on a 76 yard bomb from Pi