Fellas,
One of the best coaches that I've ever seen play this game is Big Keith Chalmers! I'm always impressed when I wacth him play a game. He also has a lot of hardware on his shelf.
Let me just say that I'm the best coach ever to turn on a electric football board! I've been toying with you jokers for years! I've been allowing you time to catch up to my greatness! If you allowed all of the above rascles coach one team against me, I'd chew their Kazasses up and eat them for breakfast!
Seriously though folks? I'm the greatest because I always make my oponents look good and it's fun to play against me. Don't insult me though because you never know when I'll pull out my baseball bat!
So Long Everybody! I 've got proteins to play with !