...better results!!! Those boilers were U-G-L-Y!!! Worse than that, some guys looked like they were playing with Pigmy Warriors (teeny weeny figures) surfing on candy bars because they had to make weight!?! rtfl$ rtfl$

Those bases Earl "The Pearl" traded me lost their power after the LOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG drive back to Chicago. I put them on the board to show the guys here and they left a trail of baby powder on my board! ***Get it? After the baby oil dried up it turned into baby powder? Hahahaha.

Anyhooo, I'd rather just smash and flash and get on the board. I don't have time to saute` and wash and dry and freeze and tweak and coat with powder and soak and wait for the passing of Halley's Comet and all that jazz!?!

Let's just play, dagummit! Make all the guys run smooth and get 'er done.

Enough of my ranting. Peace.