Just Stand Down, AB. I didn't even read this thread but just saw that 85 million people jumped in on a post you started and I knew we had a beef again. It gets old, brah! REAL OLD!

Who cares what you call it, what Reg calls it, what I call it. It was designed as a TOY. It is classified as a toy. Most kids got it under the Christmas tree along with their other TOYS! sntht$ Not this year I hope! The current selection leaves a big desire for days of old.

Vibrating Massagers were designed to do something totally different than what they're used for today. Does their ADDITIONAL uses or how somebody uses them make each and every person an enemy of one another. New Year, New Attitude. It's a freakin' toy that way too many MEN take TOO seriously - betting money they don't have (PAY YOUR BILLS!!!), cheating, cussing, arguing, etc. IT'S A FREAKIN' TOY!!!!! Unsportsmanlike Conduct!

If you wanna play some REAL ball, bring your pads to Detroit like RJ said. Even then, you'd have to water down the Rules to accomodate only having 10 or so guys ready to go. Does that make it anything less than Football? NO. It just means different strokes for different folks. Your imagination, my imagination, Reg's imagination are THREE different sets of imagination. WE HAVE TO COMPROMISE OR ELSE PLAY BY OURSELVES.

When are you gonna take everyone's advice and let SOMEONE ELSE say what you're thinking, AB? Get a Publicity Manager or something, brah! You've lost 47 outta 48 continental U.S. states in this year's election for MOST likeable guy. Let your System and DVDs sell themselves. Stop pushing it like Lick-Em-Sticks. And just have F-U-N. rtfl$

This is my 1st Post of the year and it will be the last. I'm tired of this crap on so many levels. Love, Peace and Chicken Grease. Happy New Year. Out.