We don't have caller I.D. My wife is too frugle to pay for it

. Anytime the phone rings after 7:00 pm she puts on her "it's an electric football call" face (its kind of like a disgruntled bear face) and says, "I know it's not for me". She understands but still thinks were all way over the top. (she has never collected anything and just doesn't get it)
So, she may think I am too accesible but I feel good about the level of interaction I currently get with everyone. I still have to balance it out because ultimately if I would have to choose (which I won't) between her and miniature football, she gets the nod, but just by a little.

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EM-F-er [ěm -f-er] –
noun-abr-slang: Electric Miniature Footballer
1. a person/hobbyist/gamer who creates a representation of American Football in a small or reduced scale for competition or show.
2. the majority of forum users on the website,
www.miniaturefootball.org
—Idiom
3.
One Bad Em-F-er, negative shout out; pertaining to weirdwolf:
There goes one bad EM-F-er. I mean he can’t play and ain’t never win nothin’!