...to sign your box and not expect him to reply, "That's the first time a man has ever asked me that!?!"

I immediately rephrased and asked him to sign my "lockerroom" which is where I have my '85 BEARS stored.
Anyway, I showed the All-Time Leading Scorer in Chicago BEARS' History how "HE" kicked a FG in my quarterfinals game in Detroit last weekend and as you can see he signed my FG "right down the middle!"
If you look closely, I have my TTK and my mini-Butthead on the trophy and I'm sporting his Superbowl XX Championship Ring.