Yeah, it's funny how this game imitates life. My Raiders are the most penalized NFL team that I have. On the other hand, my Saquatch are the least penalized team, except for when they play the Bozos, then they just can't seem to quit sqeezing the other teams noses. "Penalty on #99 defense. Personal foul for 'honking'. That'll be 15 yards and an automatic first down."
