[mantaraydre]

HAS NOT WON ANY TITLES UP TIL THIS POINT BUT

IM WILLING TO PUT MYSELF THROUGH H E. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS

TO SHOCK THE WORLD ON NATIONAL T.V. TO QUOTE MUHAMED ALI


" I SHUCK UP THE WORLD " " I SHUCK UP THE WORLD "


FIRST IT WILL BE


THE ESPN AWARDS

THEN LENO

THE DAVE

THEN OPRAH

A TRIP TO THE WHITE HOUSE

STEAL BEYONCE FROM J Z

BE A JUDGE ON A VICTORIA SECRET UNMENTIONABLES SHOW

CHEAT ON BEYONCE WITH SOME BRAZILIAN SWIMSUIT MODEL

DATE HER SWIM SUIT FRIEND RIGHT BRFORE THE WEDDING

ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT WAS HER MOTHER WITH ALOT OF MAKE UP

GO ON JERRY SPRINGER

THEN DR. PHIL FROM GOING CRAZY

JUDGE JUDY IS SCREAMING ABOUT THE BRAZILIAN MODELS

THEN BEYONCE BURST INTO THE COURT YELLING 'I STILL LOVE HIM "

BUT SHE PUT A FLAME TO ALL MY BASES , THEY WERE GONE IN A FLASH

I HAVE TO SELL A BUMCH OF JUNK ON EBAY

MEET A IHOP WAITRESS

GET THE REST OF MY MONEY FROM THE SWISS BANK ACCOUNT


GET MARRIED FOR 5 MINUTES

SHE SUES ME FOR MILLIONS BECAUSE I DID NOT HAVE A PRENUP

THIS IS WHERE I THROW UP

*** THE HOLLYWOOD LIFE WILL BE WORTH IT ONLY BECAUSE I WILL MAKE THE CAMERA MY FRIEND, AND NOT MY END !!!!!!!!!!!!


LOOK AT THIS LIKE CHEERS, WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME, AND WHEN A KID TURNS ON THE TV, HE WILL BE GLAD THAT YOU CAME