Scott, the Fairies are going to get a makeover soon. I'll use Tiny Tim as a model for their new uni's. He'll be on their roster for next years season, that's for sure.
Ok, 'week' 5 is over, here's the results.......
Toxic Waste 48 - Third Reich 20
Orenthal Simpson had his best day since he played for the Buffalo Bills as he ran for 176 yards and 3 TD’s and returned a kick 98 yards for another in Three Mile Islands 48-20 beating of the Third Reich. George Dubya was equally impressive for the Waste as he threw for 2 TD’s and ran for a score.
Simpson scored on the opening drive on a 12 yard run to put Three Mile Island up 7-0. Dubya connected with Steve Colbert on a 41 yard toss to make it 13-0 midway through the first as the extra point attempt failed. Wilhelm Klink brought the Reich back on a 25 yard TD pass to Willie Wolf to close the score to 13-7 at the end of the first quarter.
Simpson scored again from 48 yards out to put the Waste up 20-7. Wolf’s second TD of the game made it 20-13 as the German’s missed their extra point attempt. Simpson then scored his 3rd TD of the day from 15 yards out to end the half with the Toxic Waste in front, 27-13.
In the third quarter, Dubya threw a 26 yard strike to Terry Owens to push the lead to 34-13. Sven Wagner gave the Reich fans some hope as he ran the kickoff back 95 yards for a score. Their hopes for a comeback were dashed on the ensuing kick as Simpson rocketed 98 yards for a TD and a commanding 41-20 lead heading into the final quarter. George Dubya scored from one yard out to culminate a long 83 yard, 14 play drive for the final score, 48-20.
Colbert had 93 yards rushing for Three Mile while Klink was 7-15-2 for 161 yards and 2 TD’s for Munich. The Waste defense was led by Don King’s 3 tackles and 2 interceptions, while Dirk Braun led the Third Reich with 6 tackles.
The Toxic Waste's Don King, #20, gets some blocking on this 4th quarter interception