But you forgot to include the commercial farm the chicken that produced the egg came from and you didn't make mention of the cow, nor it's name, that your favorite milk came from. What was that chicken fed a steady diet of? The cow? Who collected the egg? Where they wearing gloves? What type and brand of gloves? What was the guy's/gal's name that milked the cow? Or was it milked mechanically? If so, what brand of machine. Frequency of service to breakdown ratio?

-Mike Pratt