My bad . . .
. . . . the Brown Eggs in question were produced by free range chickens that live on a chicken ranch in Rome, GA. The eggs are collected by unnamed "migrant" farm workers that are covered from head to toe in the latest in surgical grade latex body armour. Self contained breathing apperatous assures the eggs remain unspoiled by human contact. These particular chickens are fed a steady diet of corn, hand-cracked by a local boy named Jimmy, and all are examined weekly by the local vet to insure they are in peak health. As for the cows, there are far to many to name, let alone trace the milk contained in any one carton back to any specific one, as the milk of the entire herd is carefully blended together during the pasturization process for unmatched flavor. The cows are also free range, and like the chickens examined weekly by the vet. These cows are fed nothing but organicly grown alph-alpha grass, and are miled by hand in a soothing environment enhanced by the playing of Pachel Bells "Cannon" during the milking process. I hope this clears things up for you.
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