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Battlin’ Bozos 42 - Toxic Waste 28

The Battlin’ Bozos kept their playoff hopes alive with a 42-28 victory over Three Mile Island. 2 Cents carried the ball for 186 yards and scored 3 touchdowns, 2 on the ground and one through the air and the Bozo defense came up big when it mattered most to improve their record to 3-3-1.

5 ½ took over the starting job from More or Less and scored from 9 yards out to put the clowns on top 7-0. Orenthal Simpson scored on a 80 yard run to tie it up at 7 all. Not to be outdone, 2 Cents scored on his own 80 yard run to make it 14-7. The Toxic Waste drove to the Bozo 18 on a 15 play drive but came up empty when the clowns defense held on a 4th and 1. Battle Creek took over on downs and marched up the field where 2 Cents scored from 8 yards out to make it 21-7. Steve Colbert returned the kick 96 yards for a TD and trimmed the lead to 21-14. Pi connected with 2 Cents on a 15 yard toss to make the score 28-14 at the half

Colbert got the second half rolling with a nice 46 yard TD run to bring the Waste within 7, 28-21. 5 ½ showed why he is fast becoming a star for the clowns as he returned the following kick 90 yards for a TD and a 35-21 lead. George Dubya guided the Waste on a beautiful 13 play, 80 yard drive by completing all 5 of his passes, the last of which was a TD toss to Colbert and brought the Waste back to within 7, 35-28.

More or Less came in for the fourth quarter and made the most of it, scoring on a 10 yard pass from Pi for the final score, 42-28. Pi finished the game 5-9-0 for 123 yards and 2 TD’s. Dubya threw for 167 yards, going 13-19-0 and a TD. Colon Powell led the Waste defense with 4 tackles, while One Eleven had 7 tackles and a sack to lead the Bozos.




Clowns were everywhere as Simpson, #32, finds out in this early game action