Man your kids have grown up! Looks like a great time for everyone! It is nice to see you continueing your charity raising efforts and it s great to see your family doing so well.
P.S. How did a cheesy cheesehead like you score such a HOT wife!? Poor Neesa...

...she could of married that doctor until you showed her your furry miniature footballs...she has such a big heart, she couldn't turn you away. She is up for sainthood.

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EM-F-er [ěm -f-er] –
noun-abr-slang: Electric Miniature Footballer
1. a person/hobbyist/gamer who creates a representation of American Football in a small or reduced scale for competition or show.
2. the majority of forum users on the website,
www.miniaturefootball.org
—Idiom
3.
One Bad Em-F-er, negative shout out; pertaining to weirdwolf:
There goes one bad EM-F-er. I mean he can’t play and ain’t never win nothin’!