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It’s finally here, the WMLMF championship game between the Battlin’ Bozos of Battle Creek and the Canadian Sasquatch. The ‘Quatch earned their trip with a sound 35-0 thumping of the San Francisco Flaming Fairies while the Bozos won on a last second field goal over the Midwest Mennonites. Here’s the breakdown of the title game….

Series history: The Bozos hold a 3-1 edge. They split their two regular season games this year.

Sasquatch Offense: The ‘Quatch rely on their massive linemen to open holes for their running backs. Averaging 7’10” and 485 pounds, Rocky, Stump, Ho-Chi, Jojo and Kenji are not only huge, they are extremely fast and nimble. As well as they open holes for the running game, they are equally adept at providing pass protection. They are the main reason why Grog and Muckman were #1 and #2 in the league in rushing and Stinkwater finished second in QB rating.

Bozos Offense: Balanced, is the best way to describe the Bozos offense. The clowns will spread the ball around between 2 Cents, 5 ½ and Moreorless, often causing confusion on the opposing defenses. Pi is a capable QB, and his favorite target, Target, has good hands and speeds at his tight end position. One Point Four and Pisces are unheralded receivers that can perform under pressure.

Sasquatch Defense: The Canadians are playing at their best right now… bad news for Battle Creek. In the last 2 games they’ve only given up 7 yards on the ground and their secondary has 6 interceptions . ‘Nuff said!

Bozos Defense: If you had to sum up the Bozo defense in only one word, it would be ‘spunky’. They shut out the Third Reich, then intercepted the leagues best QB, Billy Bob Weisser, twice in their playoff game.

Sasquatch Special Teams: The ’Quatch have been known to occasionally give up a big return. It may come back to haunt them.

Bozos Special Teams: The clowns have been consistent all year. Their place kicker, Bernie, has nerves of steel.

Prediction: The Bozos have won 6 in a row and have shown a lot of heart. The ’Quatch have been simply monstrous. Even though they are undersized and out muscled, the clowns just seem to find a way to beat the big guys. Will they do it again? They’ll play their little hearts out, but the Sasquatch are just too strong. Muckman and Grog will power them to victory, 35 - 17.