Don't nobody call me...I'm in my easy chair, beer in hand

kids locked outside, wife is shopping, dog is muzzled and I had to drown the parakeet (it kept saying, "Chiefs, Nevermore!") He chooses all the bird teams....stupid parakeet! Stupid, no more

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Go Chiefs and everyone have a fantastic first NFL Sunday!!
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EM-F-er [ěm -f-er] –
noun-abr-slang: Electric Miniature Footballer
1. a person/hobbyist/gamer who creates a representation of American Football in a small or reduced scale for competition or show.
2. the majority of forum users on the website,
www.miniaturefootball.org
—Idiom
3.
One Bad Em-F-er, negative shout out; pertaining to weirdwolf:
There goes one bad EM-F-er. I mean he can’t play and ain’t never win nothin’!