[RavennaAl]

...And on the seventh day God rested, and lo, there was a great buzzing sound upon the land. And God said unto his only son Jesus, "Prepare to get thy butteth whooped, for thou shalt know the power of the almighty Wing-T." And Jesus replied unto his father " I don't thinketh so" and then proceded to wave his arms, and lo, Gods offensive line parted like the Red Sea and Gods quartedback was sacketh. "Hark, these are troubled times, but he who haseth a Ravenna Al kicker, shall inherit the Earth." And God did lineth up for a field goal attempt, but the kick sailed wideth right. And God was furious. For with his anger, God said " I will smite Ravenna Al with the plagues of mankind, and he shall know suffering and misery." And so it was written, and so it was done