Breaking News: Al Davis Steps Aside

[MplsTom]

And hands the reins to newly available "Matt Millen" as the GM.

Davis was quoted as saying, "He's a Raider through and through and I'm sure that he's the right man to guide this franchise back to excellence. We were hoping Matt would come available."

OK Raiderman, you can start breathing again...I'm just kidding...but knowing the daffyness of the Raiders, I wouldn't put it past them!!