How many EFL'ers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[RavennaAl]

One day Coach J got curious and wondered just how many EFL coaches it would take to screw in a light bulb. So he called Biglock "Hi, I'm Coach J, and I was wondering if you wanted to help me figure out how many coaches it would take to screw in a light bulb?"

"Oh man, this is a great idea. I'll call up some of the biggest peeps in the hobby. I'm sure they'll help out, as they've always been so helpfull for everything I've done"

That weekend some of the biggest names in EF got together to find the answer. Immediately Geno, Mike Pratt and Norbert tried to find ways to make the bulb brighter. Dre, Miltron and Hitman discussed how many watts the bulb should be allowed to be. Bill Porche said "You don't want to use that small bulb. Here, try one of my monster bulbs" Decal Master, Beenutt and Raidermike took measurements of the bulb so that they could design decals for it. Jimbo came with a lampshade to seperate the bulb from other bulbs. Reggie had his contingent of newspaper and TV reporters with him to cover the event. Rich Parks and Anthony Burgess debated over how many stops should be allowed while screwing the bulb in. In the back of the room, Mark Robin had to explain to Kansas Bill exactly what a bulb is. Meanwhile, Mike Gutt and Roo were yelling "Hey, we've got teams to paint and deadlines to meet. Just get the light going, will ya?" while Weirdwolf was arguing "When I was growing up we didn't even have electricity" And over in the corner, RavennaAl was telling GBGlenn about how he'ld use the bulb for the nose of Rudolff, his new QB for his Reindeer team.

Alas, we will never know the answer to the question as the bulb was broken during a heated argument between Mike Landsman and George over whose bulb they should use.