New Sickness Discovered

I think I'm starting to come down with a new sickness. It's called EFSES (Electric Football Season Ending Syndrome). Since my solitare season has finished I've been hearing buzzing noises during school, when I eat etc. Also I have sudden urges to turn stop people when there walking and turn them straight. But the worst symptom happened yesterday. While playing a game of Backyard Football with my friends I kept looking down at the ground while I was running and was expecting to see a green base. Also my friends would get mad at me when I was QB. I would allways throw the ball and aim for the backs of my recievers back rather than trying to hit them in the hands. If anybody else has this disease, or has had it at one time, please tell me some treatments I can get for it.