Supermans cape.......

[Pirate Rick]

You have all heard that old saying, DONT TUG ON SUPERMANS CAPE .... well lastnight i went into the (not so) friendly comfines of VINCE PEOTROS stadium. I have been workng on my Carolina Panther team for about 4 months now and thought i was making real progress with them as i have been using them to play with the laefl guys and doing really well with them. i have even gotten props from vince on how far i have come with my tweeking skills...so...i thought i would give that old cape a tug last night and ask for a scrimmage.
i got the ball first, gained five yards and had to punt, thats to be expected no biggie. Vince took over at his 24 yardline. now.. my defensive line is no slouch...in other games noone was able to run up the middle on them and i thought i had gotten pretty good at stuffing that kind of run. Even my friend Bill Porche' has not been able to crack that line and i have never beaten him... yet...
So.. Vince lines up his front five...running back. quarter back and halfback in the backfield.... i put up my 3- 4 style defence, the front 3 and middle lineback are all STRONG by most standards....or so i thought...
when that board came on it was ...dependng on what side of the ball you were on.... amazing / devastating as his front 5 and quarterback..all running in unison as if all magically glued together took off down the field for a 65 yard plow job. After i picked up my jaw from the floor, i said .. Wait a minute...that didn,t just happen....but it had!!!
NOW before anyone says "yeah but he uses boiled bases" THIER WERE NO BOILED BASES ON EITHER TEAM !!!!! It was the most incredible display of strength and unity i have ever see in a offence EVER....
After the game 23 of my panthers got cut and have to be redone...in those include the whole defensive and offensive lines and backers .
But after the game...the man was nice enought to go to his secret fortress of solitude to retrive his magical tweeking pliers and show me how to do what i had just seen happen.
so just let me say this....when the man says he can gain 5000 yards rushing..or pass for 7000 yards....you just dont know...and trust me...you dont want to find out either..
Vince, i love ya man....thanks for keeping this fire burning under my butt....and next time we meet...well i dont plan on getting pushed like that again...but we shall see.....