CorEy: Age falsification scandal????

[MplsTom]

It has recently come to the NHFL's attention that CorEy "Mr. National" Johnson is being investigated for falsifying his NHFL renewal application, listing his age at 29.

Our crack team of reporters also tracked down the 2005 Buzzball Winterfest application where Mr. Johnson again listed his age at 29. The conspiracy theory was elevated when the website for historical Winterfest applications was taken down this afternoon after we started digging.

In fact, every tournament since 2002, CorEy has been listed as 29.

If found guilty, CorEy would be forced to:
- Uncapitalize the "E" in CorEy for 1 year
- Give back all the skills competition medals that he's earned
- Give up his title as "Mr. National" and be known as "Old Man Winter"
- Stop accusing Brian Healy's sister of stealing his fish when he was a wee lad (see picture below)