What does National's F.O.T.H. alias stand for?

[MplsTom]

So, Mr. Prettyboy...Mr. National...Mr. Master of Disaster...what does F.O.T.H. stand for in your signature? Here's one dude's uneducated guesses that lack any possible street cred.

1) Fool of the House
2) Five Offensive TTQB Hits (this season)
3) Fortyniner On The Hunt
4) Freakin' Old Testy Homeboy
5) For Our Terrific Hobby
6) Falling on Two Hooters

Any other guesses?????