Funniest things heard this weekend at Buzzfest

[MplsTom]

Funniest things heard this weekend at Buzzfest:

1) Jim Davis: "If I lose to Raiderman, the Hulk is unretired"
2) Jim Davis: "You ain't national...you just plain ol' Corey"
3) Adrian (while relaying the story about the chandelier, his head, and the leap for joy): "It's funnier if someone else tells it"
4) Anonymous: "My mind still thinks I'm thin"

C'mon guys, add to it...