Tell Every CBSMF Coach the Tennessee Volunteers...

[Reginald Rutledge]

will be playing for the national championship!

I will write this in 6-inch headlines!

The Tennessee Volunteers of the SWC will be playing for the national championship in Canton, Ohio!

Not many people will go out on a limb like that! I am one that will. When all the smoke is cleared, Joel Pritchard will be cooking barbeque, Steve Martin will be doing a great job announcing and color commentating , RJ will be in the background cursing everybody out , Mozeek will be wondering sitting up in the stands still bumping his gums , Dave Campbell will be angry again that his Wolverines could not beat the Volunteers when it counted , Jim Davis will still be my buddy, I will have had to whup Ken Allen's butt to solidfy our friendship, Norbert will be telling everyone he kicked my butt but now has to watch , Greg Hardmon's Heisman hopeful will have gotten clocked by Leonard Little enroute to our national championship run , and Mike Robertson will still be taking me too lightly!

In other words, I am gonna beat all y'all down on my way to Canton. Whoever steps in my way, from here on out, the scores will not be close and y'all better have your track shoes on! It's so many people in this I want to lay the wood to!

By the time we reach Canton, everybody's gonna be geeked up so bad to get a piece of me that they will not be able to concentrate!

Bring on the Norby's, the Simmie's, the Grecos, K-Los, ManGenos, Robertsons, BCAs, the Ken Allens, the Artlaxes (oh, I forgot, he's chicken-Dicegate!!!). I've got 13 CBSMF regular season games left and 5 playoff games. At the end of this run, y'all better give me my crown of being #1.

It's time to start beatin' some of y'all down like y'all stole something! Bring your best game to the CBSMF playoffs. Get to beatin' down on opponents in your conference and come on to Canton so I can open up a can on you!

P.S.-Jim Davis, I need 10 Proline first run bases and I'll have Mike Robertson rub your feet for you. Jimmy, hopefully, no one is reading this! Also RD, you can come and get a piece of me too!

Get your tickets and rooms and let's get out to Canton for probably the best event ever in MF!

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