Jim Davis is moving to Beverly Hills....?

[WEIRDWOLF]

....Michigan

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jim
A poor tweakerman, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was squeezin on some prongs,
And out of the base came a bubblin oil.

Baby Oil that is, tweakers gold, Michigan tea. (OK, Jim don't boil but it fit the song so well)

Well the first thing you know ol Jim's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jim move away from there"
Said "Michigany is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. First run prolines, Miggle stars.


Well now its time to say good by to Jim and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a'gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hulk that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.