Who would play on your team?

[RAIDERMAN]

So I started thinking about all the electric football coaches and if we had an actual football team who would play where. Here's what I came up with but I'd like to hear what you guys think too.

Offense:

QB: Tom Ruesink - The pretty guy is always the QB.
RB: Karim Campbell - Small back and I'm sure he's fast because he's a school teacher!
RB: Eric from California - I only met him once but the hair got him this position on my team.
FB: Chuck Lawrence - Bald head and tatoo, looks like a FB to me.
TE: Greg Hardmond - The next Ozzie Newsome.
WR: CorEY Johnson - Every team has a receiver with a BIG mouth!
WR: Lance Williams - Just so I can call him Lil' Poodle. (You had to be there)
O-line: Dearell Brevard, Tom Johnson, Rich Parks,Mike Guttmann, AND Norbert Revels (you want to run the trap play then block for it)!!

Defense:
DE: Ken Allen - Try to stop that force coming after you.
DE: George Diamond - He'll get mad at me if I don't put him on my team. LOL!
DT: Jim Davis - Because you're the STRONGEST ONE OUT THERE!!
DT: Keith Chalmers - No one's running on this d-line.
OLB: Aaron Johnson - Knows how to read an offense.
MLB: Smitty - The smartest guy on defense is always at MLB.
OLB: Larry Stoner - The dumbest guy on the team should be close to the smartest one. LOL!!
CB: DC Smith - Hey, we need youth at the speed positions.
CB: Aaron Stoner - Kelly needs one family member to be proud of.
S: Bryan Nutt - If he turns sideways you can't see him because he's so skinny. The QB's would throw to him all day.
S: Joe Greco - EVeryone looks over this guy. Hopefully the QB's would do the same.

Head Coach: Mike Pratt
Offensive Coordinator: Me
Defensive Coordinator: Charles Vaughn
Field Designer: Weird Wolf
Game Clock Official: Ed Roche
Creating the figures for this team: Dwayne Jennings

Who would play at certain positions?

RAIDERMAN