The Fantasy Football season.....

[mark robin]

i was going to suggest the 2 fantasy teams from miggle, and maybe if my daughter agrees, you could use her custom barbie team tha GBG painted a few years back. maybe even a comicbook superhero team.

[RavennaAl]

Mark,I'd be happy to include the Barbies in my next sesason, they'd be a natural fit! Thanks. Now, here's the final stats for the season...


Leading Rushers

......Player ............... Team............. Yards/Att....... Ave....... Tds

1) Grog................ Sasquatch......... 1287 / 117....... 11.0....... 16
2) Muckman........... Sasquatch........ 1226 / 122....... 10.0....... 12
3) Orenthal Simpson. Toxic Waste...... 1053 / 110....... 9.6........ 12
4) Speedy Ezekiel... Mennonites ....... 1035 / 117....... 8.8....... 11
5) 2 Cents........... Bozos................. 885 / 88......... 10.1........ 7
6) Peter Pollen.... Killer Bees............. 838 / 80........ 10.5 ........ 10
7) Luthar Lamp…... Mennonites…….... 774 / 99...…..… 7.8.….....… 9
8) Steve Swarm..... Killer Bees ........ 734 / 82......... 9.0.......... 6
9) Steve Colbert....... Toxic Waste...... 677 / 93....... 7.3........ 8
10) Marcus Allen…... Zombies………...... 675 / 68.…..... 9.9.…...... 7


Passing Leaders

..........Player...........Team .......... Comp - Att - Int - TD’s... Yards..........QB Rating


1) Tommy Cruise... Fairies............ 86 - 134 - 12..... 17 TD’s..... 1924 yds...........120.4
2) Wilhelm Klink.... Third Reich....... 92 - 160 - 14..... 14 TD’s..... 1803 yds.......... 89.7
3) Billybob Weisser Mennonites ..... 70 - 113 - 1..... 15 TD‘s...... 1438 yds..........144.3
4) George Dubya .. Toxic Waste... 76 - 116 - 7..... 15 TD‘s..... 1418 yds............125.6
5) Stinkwater....... Sasquatch....... 54 - 88 - 6..... 12 TD’s..... 1250 yds..............129.5
6) Starr/Fouts **... Zombies........ 68 - 112 - 11..... 9 TD’s..... 1242 yds...............84.7
7) Pi................... Bozos............. 57 - 109 - 7..... 11 TD‘s...... 1230 yds............99.6
8) Kerry Kingbee.. Killer Bees....... 54 - 101 - 11..... 16 TD‘s........ 1183 yds............102.9

** The Zombies alternate QB's during the course of the game between Bart Starr and Dan Fouts

Leading Receivers

Player ................. Team........... Catches - yards... TD’s

1) Gene Simmons..... Fairies........... 23 - 739...... 8 TD's
2) Willie Wolf........... Third Reich..... 19 - 530...... 5 TD’s
3) Steve Colbert…… Toxic Waste….. 21 - 523.....… 6 TD's
4) Jason Stinger....... Killer Bees...... 12 - 448......... 7 TD's
5) Mike Jackson........ Fairies.......... 15 - 376......... 3 TD's
6) Speedy Ezekiel..... Mennonites..... 15 - 373...... 4 TD's
7) Mudder Smucker.. Mennonites.... 19 - 365.….... 3 TD's
8) Luthar Lamp......... Mennonites..... 18 - 355........ 4 TD's
9) Johnny Holmes...... Fairies.......... 23 - 331......... 1 TD
10) Grog................. Sasquatch........ 13 - 313.......... 2 TD's

Sacks

Player................. Team....... #

1) One Eleven...... Bozos.......... 4
1) Charles Mann... Zombies....... 4
3) Willie Davis...... Zombies..... 3
3) Doug Drone...... Killer Bees... 3
3) Too Tall.......... Sasquatch... 3
3) Mudd Dauber.. Killer Bees......... 3
7) Sam Smucker... Mennonites...... 2
7) Spook............ Sasquatch....... 2
7) Garrett Morris... Killer Bees... 2



Interceptions

Player................ Team...... #

1) Norman Nest....... Killer Bees... 8
2) Don King............ Toxic Waste.. 4
4) Gopher.............. Sasquatch... 4
3) Billy Yoder.......... Mennonites.. 3
4) Plus.................. Bozos........ 3
4) Chappy............. Sasquatch..... 3
*Ten tied with 2

Leading Tackles

Player............... Team......... # Tackles

1) Elliott Gould.......... Killer Bees........ 46 1/2
2) One Eleven………. Bozos…………..….... 42 1/2
3) Mudd Dauber....... Killer Bees........... 40
4) Greaterthanfour... Bozos................. 37 1/2
5) Colon Powell.......... Toxic Waste...... 34 1/2
6) Willie Davis....... Zombies............... 34
7) Sam Smucker...... Mennonites.......... 32
8) Barney Frank....... Fairies.................. 30 1/2
9) Tank.................... Sasquatch........ 28 1/2
9) Derrick Danker....... Third Reich.......... 28 1/2

[RavennaAl]

This will be the last report in this post for the season. I'll start a new post exclusively for the playoffs and championship games soon. Here's the player awards results...

The WMLMF Defensive Player of the Year is Norman Nest of the Kalamazoo Killer Bees. Norman led the league in interceptions with 8, twice as many as next person on the list, and half of the Bees league high 16. He was such a force in the defensive backfield that other teams refused to throw in his vicinity. Nest averaged 2 tackles a game, and had 3 forced fumbles on the season.

The WMLMF Offensive Player of the Year is Grog of the Canadian Sasquatch. Grog was the regular season rushing champion with 1287 yards on 117 carries for an 11.0 yards per carry average and scored 16 touchdowns. He was the league’s 10th leading receiver with 313 yards and 2 touchdowns. Grog was also the teams leading kickoff returner, averaging over 30 yards per return.

The WMLMF MVP is Billy Bob Weisser of the Midwest Mennonites. The ‘Bible Thumper’ was the highest rated QB in the league with a 144.3 rating and threw for 1438 yards and 15 touchdowns, all while throwing only 1 interception for the entire year. Calling all his own plays, (the Mennonites won’t allow headphones to be used), Weisser guided his team to the Un-North division title and a playoff appearance in only their first season of existence.

Congratuations to all three players....

[Bluegnuoy]

THE M&MS ARE COMING!

[RavennaAl]

Originally Posted by Bluegnuoy

THE M&MS ARE COMING!

Tim, I hope they're pea-nutty!

[Bluegnuoy]

PLAIN & PEANUT