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04-09-2010, 10:04 PM
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The WMLMF is under way.....
The WMLMF season starts this Saturday, April 10. The London Union Jacks were scheduled to be in the North division, but due to delays in getting their uniforms ready in time, they will have to wait until next year. Instead, Weirdwolf’s Werewolves will be playing this season in the North division. Here is the breakdown of each team and their prediction for the season:
North Division Canadian Sasquatch: The two time defending league champions remain the team to beat. Grog and Muckman are a couple of 1,000 yard rushers in a pounding ground attack. Stinkwater was the second highest rated passer last year. The defense was first in yards allowed, and the secondary was second in interceptions. Until somebody knocks them off, they will be favored to repeat. Prediction: First place Kalamazoo Killer Bees: The Bees had the number one rated defense last year. Norman Nest had a league high 8 interceptions, while Elliot Gould and Mudd Dauber were number one and three in tackles. Peter Pollen and Steve Swarm are steady runners. Their weakness was in the passing game, where Kerry Kingbee finished last in the league. New bases should help out the receiving corps, but will it be enough to push the Bees into the playoffs? Prediction: Second place Battlin’ Bozos of Battle Creek: The Clowns stumbled in the early goings last year, then turned everything around and made it to the title game, only to give up 6 turnovers in their loss to the ‘Quatch. One Eleven and Greaterthanfour finished second and fourth in tackles, while their offense was led by 2 Cents, who finished fifth in rushing. When they decide to play football, the clowns can keep up with anyone. The question is, which Bozo team will show up? Prediction: Third place Munich Third Reich: The Reich finished last in every category last year, and their record showed it. But as bad as they were, they still were competitive in several of their games. A few lucky breaks here and there, and they could have had a winning season. With almost no running game, Munich relied on QB Wilhelm Klink, who finished second in yards passing. Willie Wolf led the team with 530 receiving yards. The defense played inspired at times, but still gave up too many yards on the ground. New bases will help, but it may not enough. Prediction: Fourth Place Weirdwolf’s Werewolves: Not much is known about this team, other than the fact that they will be playing an iron man lineup of 11 players on the roster. The ref’s will have their hands full trying to keep them from chewing up the footballs, not to mention figuring out who will pick up the little ‘gifts’ left behind on the field. Perhaps the largest obstacle for the ‘Wolves will be in playing out their schedule, since they can only play one night a month when the moon is full. Prediction: Last place Un-North Division Midwest Mennonites: The Mennonites played perhaps the most consistent of all the teams last year. Led by the Bible Thumper, Billybob Weisser, the Amish guys had a fierce offense that featured a 1,000 yard runner in Speedy Ezekiel. Weisser hopes to duplicate his incredible performance from last year, where he was the highest rated passer in WMLMF history with a 144.3 rating, throwing only 1 interception in 113 attempts. Their defense is led by Sam Smucker and Louis Lapp on the right side of the line, and Billy Yoder in the secondary. Abraham Martin John replaces Lynn Schmidt, who left to play for the Werewolves, in the secondary. Prediction: First Place Three Mile Island Toxic Waste: Don King led the team in interceptions, while Colon Powell was fifth in the league in tackles. The defense played tough most of the year, though there were moments of breakdowns. The offense featured the third leading rusher in the league with Orenthal Simpson gaining over 1,053 yards. George Dubya was solid at QB with a 125.6 rating. If they can keep from imploding, the Waste can make a run of it. Prediction: Second Place New Zealand Zombies: The Zombies are coming off a disappointing season. They started the season playing well, then faltered down the stretch. Willie Davis led the defense with 34 tackles and 3 sacks. Marcus Allen struggled late in the season and finished with 675 yards. Bart Star and Dan Fouts also struggled, and together combined for a league worst 84.7 rating. They will need to get it together if they have any hopes of making the playoffs. Prediction: Third Place San Francisco Flaming Fairies: The Fairies made a miraculous run late in the season last year to make the final spot in the playoffs. Tommy Cruise led the league with 1924yards, throwing often to his favorite receiver, league leader Gene Simmons. Johnny Holmes and James Leach came on late in the year after struggling early. Barney Frank and Rod Stroker led a defense that played inconsistent during the year. The Fairies had high hopes of getting new uniforms for the season, but, just like their playoff aspirations, it will have to wait until next year. Prediction: Fourth Place Egyptian Ra: Another expansion team for the WMLMF, the Ra is led by Moses at QB, and Ramesses and Khufu at running backs. Tutankhamun stars at middle linebacker and Sphinx handles the kicking duties. Only time will tell if the Ra can keep up with the rest of the WMLMF. Prediction: Last Place
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04-09-2010, 10:10 PM
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im pulling for the 3w's
weirdwolfs werewolves.
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04-09-2010, 10:14 PM
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GO CANADA GO!!!
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04-10-2010, 12:06 AM
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LOL!
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04-13-2010, 09:10 PM
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2010 Draft Predictions
The Buzz like what they see in WR Buzz Stingley from Beehive State. He can zip by any defender with his 3.8 speed in the 40 and has hands that stick like honey.
The Wolves are looking at LB Chuck Howley Jr. whose father was an NFL linebacker for the Cowboys. His rowdy howl when he rushes the QB is frightening. He led the Crater State Moonwalkers with 123 tackles last season. The Clowns are taking a serious look at DB Happy Whiteface whose free spirited play led Ringling Brothers university with 12 interceptions. He has a knack for tickeling recievers as they go up for the ball which helped him make all those picks. He calls himself The greatest show on earth. Munich will likely take DE Tank Panzer from Berlin U. This 400 pound lineman us unstoppable. He is a nightmare to all QB's. Much of his weight comes from the 55 pound steel helmet he wears. The Sasquatch like Punter Geicoman from Allstate College. He can punt the ball long and high. He is known for his 15 second hangtime on punts. He offered not comment for an interview. Egypt likes the talented TE from Nile State Joshua Hornblower. Defenders get out of the way when this 265 pound TE storms into the secondary. He is also a vicious blocker. San Francisco is delighted with S Dickie Flamer from Morehead State. He is slender and qiuck and loevs contact. He is the ultimate cover guy. Three Mile Island may select FB Dr. Evil from Zippit U. A great run blocker who has a tendency to bite the pinkey fingers of opposing players at the bottom of pileups. The Mennonites like OT Jacob Barnraiser. His 395 pound frame can block most of the defensive line. He was the Amish League all-american OT last year. His only problem is he cannot play night games. He must be in by 8:00. Last the Zombies will take backup QB Dick Clark from Times Square State. He is a great signal caller although a bit slow can still be a great asset to any team. He has veteran leadership qualities. We will see what happens. Just having fun....Mike...dogwood30.
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04-14-2010, 01:45 AM
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wow dogwood, you know Al or something. you must be his new PR man. you got his teams/players down...lol. GREAT Post.
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04-14-2010, 01:10 PM
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PR Man
No I am not Al's PR man he does a great job on his own. I just love his league and teams and I only know him through the MFCA posts. He has the most imaginative league and his figures of his team are fantastic. I have no idea how he makes those figures for his teams. They look cool and almost believable and everyone should see them. I always look forward to his new expansion teams. This is what is great for us solitaire players. You can have any team and any rules you want. You can play for both fun and realism. I would sure like to hear more stories from other solitaire leagues. Gotta go I have a game to play.
Later.....Mike or call me Coach VK......Dogwood 30
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04-14-2010, 07:25 PM
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Mike, excellent job on the draft analysis. You cracked me up.
 Just one minor correction though. The Fairies traded their 2010 draft pick to Hoop in exchange for WR Tiny Tim. I'm not sure how much interest Hoop has in Dickie Flamer, even if they both share the same alma mater, Morehead State.  I'll be posting the schedules pretty soon. For now, here's the rosters of all 10 teams: Battlin' Bozos of Battle Creek OFFENSE................................... DEFENSE 1.4............... WR................. -6................. LDT 2 Cents.......... RB................ AM................... LDE 5 ½.............. RB.................. Dice 6.............. MLB !.................. RB................... FM.................. RDE More 0r Less..... RB.......... Greaterthanfour..... SS Percent.......... RT............... Left U-turn....... RCB Pi................. QB................. Not Allowed....... FS Pisces............ WR............... One Eleven ....... RDT ?.................. LT................... Packman......... MLB Snowflake....... LG............... Peace ............. NT Squareroot17..... RG............. Plus................ RLB Target ............ TE............... Right U-Turn..... LCB Triangle.......... C................... Smilie............ LLB Special Teams Bernie.................. K Midwest Mennonites OFFENSE John 8:7 Stanley Steamer ....................... RB John 3:16 Steve ‘Stone Cold’ Austin............. TE John 11:25 Doug ’The Dog’ Kennel................. C Luke 6:31 Steven ’Sticky Hands’ Stucky........ WR Luke 12:34 Billy Bob ’Bible Thumper’ Weisser..... QB Matt 5:3 Walkder Plank.............................. RG Matt 5:5 Luthar Lamp............................... RB Matt 5:8 Leroy Sutter............................... LG Matt 6:33 Bubba ’Big Daddy’ Roth.................. RT Prov 13:1 Lordy Yordy............................... RB Prov 15:1 Mudder Smucker......................... WR Prov 22:1 Brother Speedy Ezekiel.................. RB Tim 6:10 Roger Raber................................ LT DEFENSE Exodus 20:08 Samuel Smucker................................ RDE Exodus 20:13 Henry ‘Hellfire n Brimstone’ McCracken..... MLB Exodus 20:14 Defender Bender.................................. NT Exodus 20:17 Jebediah Smith..................................... LDE Genesis 1:12 Deoder Yoder........................................ LCB Genesis 3:22 Harry Christner...................................... LDE Genesis 4:8 Abraham Martin John ............................... FS Genesis 19:24 Louis Lapp........................................... RDT Psalms 20:3 Barney Fahrney...................................... RLB Psalms 23:1 Billy Yoder............................................. . RCB Psalms 23:4 Brian Brenneman..................................... LLB Romans 6:23 Brother ‘Mad Dog’ Matthias....................... MLB Romans 8:31 Bud ‘Beerman’ Weisser............................. SS Special Teams Rev 21:4 Mathew 'The Mule' Martin.........................K Munich Third Reich Offense:............................... Defense: 5 Wilhelm Klink.............. QB..... 27 Dieter Schmidt............. LCB 7 Fritz Mueller.............. RB..... 30 Klaus Werner............... SS 14 Peter Becker............. WR..... 39 Dirk Lange................ FS 23 Wilfried Hofmann........ RB ..... 41 Dirk Braun.................. RCB 25 Willie Wolf............... WR..... 47 Manfred Mann............ RLB 33 Sven Wagner............ RB..... 48 Wolfgang Hahn............. LLB 34 Richard Meier............ RB..... 66 Wolfgang Hockstetter..... MLB 56 Rolf Walters............. RT..... 69 Albert Kohler................ MLB 57 Hans Schultz............ LG..... 79 Joeseph Herrmann......... RDT 61 Maximillion Hahn.......... RG..... 91 Fredrich Heimell......... LDT 76 Franz Stutgart........... OC ..... 97 Derrick Danker.......... RDE 80 Gunther Huber .......... TE..... 98 Albert Burkhalter.......... NT 82 Dieter Zimmermann.... WR..... Special Teams 1 Franz Schultz ............... K Kalamazoo Killer Bees Offense: .............................. Defense: 16 Jason Stinger WR ........ 7 Hank Hornet RCB 17 Kerry Kingbee QB........ 12 Willie Wasp LCB 22 Sam Swarm RB........ 41 Buzz Baker SS 23 Steve Swarm RB........ 45 Norman Nest FS 33 Peter Pollen RB........ 52 Larry Larvae LLB 40 Nick Nectar RB........ 57 Dave Drone RLB 56 Fred Worker RT........ 65 Jerry Yellowjacket RDE 58 Nate Vespa RG........ 66 Mudd Dauber LDE 59 Hank Honeywell OC........ 77 Doug Drone MLB 67 Joe Honeycomb LT........ 86 Harry Hybrid MLB 68 Jim B. Keeper LG........ 90 John Belushi LDT 80 Afri Canized TE........ 91 Garrett Morris NT 88 George B. Hive WR........ 92 Elliott Gould RDT Special Teams 1 Paul Inated K Canadian Sasquatch OFFENSE ................................ DEFENSE 4 Flowers............. RB........ 27 Stickums........ LCB 7 Stinkwater........ QB........ 39 Gopher........... SS 14 Badgas............ WR ........ 40 Junior........... FS 20 Trotter............ RB........ 43 Ralph ............. RCB 21 Muckman........ RB........ 55 Chappy............. LLB 32 Grog.............. RB........ 57 Thinker............ RLB 50 Rocky............ LT........ 62 Spook.............. MLB 61 Kenji.............. RT........ 66 Bubbles........... MLB 67 Jojo.............. RG........ 77 Shorty........... RDE 70 Ho-chi........... C........ 82 Too Tall............ LDE 72 Stump............ LG........ 91 Patches........... NT 80 Tipper............ TE........ 96 Tank............. RDE 81 Theodore........ WR........ 99 Shy Guy........ LDE Special Teams 3 Bunyons........... K Three Mile Island Toxic Waste OFFENSE ............................... DEFENSE 11 George Dubya......... QB..... 20 Don King .................. RCB 17 Jim Baker............... WR..... 21 Dick ‘Tricky’ Nixon....... LCB 19 Terry Owens ......... WR..... 37 Dick Cheney............... S 27 Eric Dickheadson ..... RB..... 39 Ollie North.................. S 30 Steve Colbert.......... RB..... 44 Carlos Helu ............... RLB 32 Orenthal Simpson...... RB..... 57 Jessie Jackson........ LLB 41 Snoop Dogg............. RB..... 62 Ted Kennedy.......... MLB 50 Johnny Cochran........ C..... 63 John McCain ........... MLB 52 Robert Blake............. RT..... 75 Willie ‘Mayor’ Brown... LDE 67 Ralph Nader.............. RG..... 77 Cassius Clay.............. LDT 69 Malcolm Ex .............. LT..... 83 Colon Powell ............. RDE 70 Franklin Sinatra ........ LG..... 90 Rush Limbaugh ............. NT 81 Jerry Falwell.............. TE..... 91 Al Sharpton.............. RDT Special Teams 5 Fidel Castro................ K New Zealand Zombies Offense: Marcus Allen................ RB #32 Jerome Bettis................. RB #36 Bob Brown..................... OL #76 Tim Brown..................... WR #81 Dave Casper................. TE #87 Dan Fouts..................... QB #14 Franco Harris................. RB #32 Bob Hayes..................... WR #22 Russ Francis.................. TE #81 Larry Little................... OL #66 James Lofton................ WR #80 Tom Mack..................... OL #65 Curtis Martin.................. RB #28 Jim Otto........................ OL #00 Art Shell....................... OL #78 Bart Starr...................... QB #15 Defense: George Atkinson................ DB #43 Cornelius Bennett.............. LB #55 Willie Brown.................... DB #25 Harry Carson................... LB #53 Willie Davis...................... DL #87 Jack Ham........................ LB #59 Willie Lanier...................... LB #63 Charles Mann................... DL #71 Ray Nitschke..................... LB #66 Deacon Jones.................... DL #75 Merlin Olsen...................... DL #74 Alan Page ........................ DL #88 Donnie Shell...................... DB #31 Willie Wood........................ DB #24 Louis Wright....................... DB #20 Special Teams James "Jimbo" Dunagan......... TD* #99 Billy 'White Shoes' Johnson.... KR #84 Reggie Roby........................ PT #4 Adam Vinatieri .................... PK #4 Coach: Vince Lombardi * TD = Tackling Dummy San Francisco Flaming Fairies Offense: ....................................... Defense: 6 Tommy Cruise..................... QB..... 26 Richard Simmons.......... FS 11 Antoine Devries.................. WR..... 37 George Bush............. RCB 21 James Leach...................... RB..... 40 Forrest Whittaker........ LCB 29 Robert Reed....................... RB..... 41 Jay Walker.................. SS 30 Gene Simmons.................... TE ..... 47 Barney Frank ............ RLB 31 Max Packs......................... RB ..... 51 George Michaels ......... LLB 45 Johnny “Big Stick” Holmes..... RB..... 57 Chris Jericho............... MLB 50 Jessie “Reverend” Jackson..... LT..... 76 El Tonjohn................... NT 55 Larry Fudgeman.................. RT..... 77 Leroy “Bad Man” Brown.... LDE 61 Sam Stuffer........................ RG..... 81 Jack “Bowler” Stone....... RDE 67 Bubba Roper........................ C..... 87 Ron Simmons .............. MLB 71 Wonman Gang ..................... LG..... 91 Dick Wanker.............. LDE 83 Mike “Moonwalker”Jackson .....WR..... 97 Rod Stroker.............. RDE 68 Tiny Tim............................WR Special Teams: 5 Pat Medown..........................K Egyptian Ra Offense: QB - Moses WR - Akhenaten WR - Kamose TE - Xerxes RB - Khufu RB - Ramesses RB - Khnum RB - Imhotep OL - Osirus OL - Amenhotep OL - Taharqa OL - Artaxerxes OL - Menes Defense: DE - Neferhotep DT - Nectanebo NT - Khafra DT - Sneferu DE - Nehebkau OLB - Anubis MLB - Hakor MLB - Tutankhamun OLB - Tefnakt FS - Horus SS - Piy CB - Iryhor CB - Ka K - Sphinx Weirdwolf's Werewolves OL/DL Wolfman Jack OL/DL Michael Landon OL/DL Peter Wolf OL/DL Lynn 'Weirdwolf' Schmidt OL/LB Wolfgang Puck TE/LB Lon Chaney Jr. RB/LB Jack Nicholson RB/DB Wolf Blitzer WR/DB Michael J. Fox WR/DB Oz QB/DB/PK Warren 'Full' Moon
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West Michigan League of Miniature Football Fantasy football at it's finest! Last edited by RavennaAl : 04-28-2010 at 08:09 AM.
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