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Here's the stats after 8 weeks of play. With only 2 games remaining, it looks like a showdown between Grog and Muckman for top rushing honors. Though he doesn't lead in yardage, Billy Bob Weisser has to be considered the top QB in the league with an incredible 139.0 rating. Gene Simmons has been coming on strong for the Fairies in the recieving department, a great accomplishment when you consider that he is a tight end instead of a wide reciever. One Eleven leads the league in sacks, will he be able to keep that spot? Norman Nest has been a monster in the Bees secondary, with twice as many interceptions as the next person. Greaterthanfour doesn't lead in tackles, but considering he is the only non-lineman in the top 10 ( He's a safety ) speaks a great deal about his abilities.


Stats after 'week 8'
Leading Rushers

......Player ............... Team............. Yards/Att....... Ave....... Tds

1) Muckman........... Sasquatch........ 1104 / 95....... 11.6....... 11
2) Grog................ Sasquatch......... 1006 / 91....... 11.1....... 13
3) Speedy Ezekiel... Mennonites ....... 790 / 91....... 8.7....... 10
4) Orenthal Simpson. Toxic Waste...... 768 / 84....... 9.1........ 9
5) Peter Pollen...... Killer Bees.......... 700 / 69........ 10.1 ........ 9
6) 2 Cents........... Bozos................. 678 / 72......... 9.4........ 5
7) Steve Swarm..... Killer Bees ........ 677 / 69....... 9.8....... 5
8) Luthar Lamp…... Mennonites…….... 620 / 78...…… 7.8.…..… 6
9) Marcus Allen…... Zombies………...... 604 / 58.…... 10.4.…... 6
10) Steve Colbert... Toxic Waste....... 551 / 75...... 7.3......... 6



Passing Leaders

..........Player...........Team .......... Comp - Att - Int - TD’s... Yards..........QB Rating


1) Tommy Cruise... Fairies............ 75 - 118 - 12..... 13 TD’s..... 1556 yds..........104.2
2) Wilhelm Klink.... Third Reich....... 72 - 124 - 10..... 11 TD’s..... 1398 yds.......... 93.4
3) Billybob Weisser Mennonites ..... 55 - 92 - 1..... 14 TD‘s...... 1171 yds..........139.0
4) George Dubya .. Toxic Waste... 61 - 94 - 7..... 13 TD‘s..... 1153 yds............115.8
5) Pi................... Bozos............. 45 - 88 - 5..... 9 TD‘s...... 1029 yds............103.8
6) Starr/Fouts **... Zombies........ 53 -86 - 8..... 8 TD’s..... 972 yds...............92.8
7) Kerry Kingbee.. Killer Bees....... 39 - 74 - 7..... 13 TD‘s........ 941 yds............98.2
8) Stinkwater....... Sasquatch....... 40 - 64 - 5..... 9 TD’s..... 898 yds..............113.3

** The Zombies alternate QB's during the course of the game between Bart Starr and Dan Fouts

Leading Receivers

Player ................. Team........... Catches - yards... TD’s

1) Gene Simmons..... Fairies........... 21 - 633...... 8 TD's
2) Willie Wolf........... Third Reich..... 16 - 454...... 4 TD’s
3) Steve Colbert…… Toxic Waste….. 16 - 434.....… 6 TD's
4) Jason Stinger....... Killer Bees...... 10 - 397......... 7 TD's
5) Luthar Lamp......... Mennonites..... 13 - 305........ 4 TD's
6) Speedy Ezekiel..... Mennonites..... 12 - 301...... 3 TD's
7) Mike Jackson........ Fairies.......... 13 - 290......... 1 TD
8) Johnny Holmes...... Fairies.......... 21 - 289......... 1 TD
9) Mudder Smucker.. Mennonites.... 14 - 258.….... 3 TD's
9) Jim Baker............ Toxic Waste..... 13 - 258........ 2 TD's



Sacks

Player................. Team....... #

1) One Eleven...... Bozos.......... 4
2) Willie Davis...... Zombies..... 3
2) Doug Drone...... Killer Bees... 3
2) Too Tall.......... Sasquatch... 3
2) Mudd Dauber.. Killer Bees......... 3
6) Sam Smucker... Mennonites...... 2
6) Spook............ Sasquatch....... 2
6) Charles Mann... Zombies....... 2
6) Garrett Morris... Killer Bees... 2
Six tied with 1


Interceptions

Player................ Team...... #

1) Norman Nest....... Killer Bees... 8
2) Don King............ Toxic Waste.. 4
3) Billy Yoder.......... Mennonites.. 3
4) Wolfgang Hahn.... Third Reich.. 2
4) Gopher.............. Sasquatch... 2
4) Plus.................. Bozos.......... 2
4) Chappy............. Sasquatch..... 2
4) Willie Wasp........ Killer Bees ...... 2
4) Forrest Whittaker.. Fairies............ 2
4) Dieter Schmidt...... Third Reich........ 2
4) Dave Drone........... Killer Bees........ 2

Leading Tackles

Player............... Team......... # Tackles

1) Elliott Gould.......... Killer Bees........ 35 1/2
2) One Eleven………. Bozos…………..….... 33 1/2
2) Mudd Dauber....... Killer Bees........... 32
4) Greaterthanfour... Bozos................. 29
5) Colon Powell.......... Toxic Waste...... 28
6) Sam Smucker...... Mennonites.......... 27
7) Tank.................... Sasquatch........ 26
8) Rod Stroker........ Fairies................. 25
9) Willie Davis....... Zombies............... 23 1/2
10) Ron Simmons...... Fairies................ 23