Time to get medieval on all your heinies!

[RavennaAl]

A Star Trek team would be interesting, though I think Kirk should be the head coach and Scotty the offensive coordinator. I can hear them talking on the headphones now...

Kirk: Scotty, our shields are failing. The Klingons are coming through at will, the line is being pushed back. I need more power!

Scotty: I've given 'er all I can, Captain, they won't hold out much longer. The Dilithium-Gatorade crystals are depleted.

Kirk: Then divert all power to just the forward shields.

Scotty: But if I do that, the quarterback could get blindsided by a cornerback blitz.

Kirk: It's a chance we'll have to take, mister, a chance.. we'll.. have.. to.. take!

Scotty: Aye, Captain!