The Cover of the Latest Tweak..

[RavennaAl]

(to the tune of Dr. Hooks Cover of the Rolling Stone)

(Oh man, I can't believe it....hey Corey...hey Jimbo, tell them who I am)

I'm a big time coach, I'm above reproach
And I'm loved everywhere I go
I talk about tweaking and custom figures
And anything else I know
I play the game seeking fortune and fame
But the only fame I really seek
Is a picture of me, for all to see
On the cover of the latest Tweak

Latest Tweak, wanna see my face on the cover
Tweak, gonna buy a copy for my brother
Tweak, wanna see my smiling face
On the cover of the latest Tweak

I have every team, in home and away
Of the NFL and AFL, too
NCAA division 1, and even some division 2
I've won every tourny I've ever been in
While playing in 3 leagues a week
I win every scrimmage but I can't get my image
On the cover of the latest Tweak

Latest Tweak, wanna see my face on the cover
Tweak, gonna buy a copy for my brother
Tweak, wanna see my smiling face
On the cover of the latest Tweak

(Buzz and burn, baby!)

I have all the game boards, that money can buy
And field covers all over the place
I've beaten every other coaches strong man
And won every fastest man race
Trophies and medals decorate my walls
But the biggest trophy that I seek
Is an 8 by 10 sliver framed glossy of me
On the cover of the latest Tweak

Latest Tweak, wanna see my face on the cover
Tweak, gonna buy a copy for my brother
Tweak, wanna see my smiling face
On the cover of the latest Tweak

(Man, I can see it now..there I am...on the front, smiling)

[WEIRDWOLF]

and the crowd goes wild!!!