The Fantasy Football season.....

[RavennaAl]

Bozos 31 - Third Reich 24


The Bozos used a combination of a timely interception by Plus, and key plays by a couple of reserve players to top the Third Reich, 31-24. 5 ½ led the clowns with 94 yards rushing on 3 carries and a TD and seldom used ! returned a punt 78 yards for a score to even their record at 1-1.

Munich opened the scoring in the 1st quarter when Franz Schultz hit a 37 yard field goal. The Bozos struck right back on Target’s 4 yard TD catch from Pi. Wilhelm Klink’s 9 yard pass to Richard Meier at the end of the first gave the Reich a 10 - 7 lead. Defenses took over in the 2nd as neither team was able to move the ball much. !’s punt return was the only score and the clowns led 14-10 at the half.

Munich got the ball to start the second half and Klink guided them on a 7 play, 78 yard drive that ended with Meier’s 17 yard TD run, giving the Germans the lead, 17-14. More or Less responded with a 59 yard run that put the clowns up for good, 21-17. Bernie tacked on another 3 points with his 49 yard field goal extending the clown’s lead to 24-17 at the end of 3.

After forcing the Reich to punt, 5 ½ ran around the left end for a 58 yard score and a 31-17 lead. Klink led his team on a 82 yard, 7 play drive and scored on a 1 yard run, cutting the lead to 31-24. The Germans had one more chance after forcing a punt, but Plus’ interception sealed the game and gave Battle Creek it’s first victory of the season.

Meier ran for 116 yards on 14 carries and a score, while Klink was 8-14-1 for 130 yards and a TD. More or Less added 82 yards and a TD for the Bozos. Wolfgang Hahn had an interception for Munich, while Albert Burkhalter was the leading tackler with 4. One Eleven had 6 tackles to lead the clowns.

Meier, #34, scores from 17 yards out for Munich early in the second half

[RavennaAl]

Standings after the second 'week'

NORTH
TEAM ..... W/L............ PF............ PA
Sasquatch 2 - 0......... 63............ 52
Killer Bees.. 1 - 1......... 49............. 49
Bozos...... 1 - 1........ 59............ 59
Third Reich 0 - 2........ 62............ 73

UN_NORTH
Zombies..... 1 - 1........... 55.......... 52
Fairies....... 1 - 1........... 56.......... 58
Mennonites. 1 - 1........... 58.......... 45
Toxic Waste 1 - 1........... 56......... . 58

[RavennaAl]

Stats after second 'week' of play

Leading Rushers

......Player ............... Team............. Yards/Att....... Ave....... Tds

1) Grog................ Sasquatch......... 400 / 29....... 13.8....... 6
2) Muckman........... Sasquatch........ 274 / 24....... 11.4....... 3
3) Speedy Ezekiel... Mennonites ....... 246 / 23....... 10.7....... 3
4) Marcus Allen…... Zombies………...... 236 / 20.…... 11.8.…... 5
5) Steve Swarm..... Killer Bees ........ 219 / 19....... 11.5....... 1
6) Luthar Lamp…... Mennonites……... 154 / 20...…… 7.7.…..… 1
7) Richard Meier… Third Reich….....… 148 / 23.….... 6.4.…..… 1
8) Peter Pollen....... Killer Bees ........ 141 / 21....... 6.7....... 3
9) Jerome Bettis..... Zombies............. 139 / 25....... 5.6....... 1
10) 5 ½………...….… Bozos……….......... 127 / 6.….... 21.2.….... 2

Passing Leaders

..........Player...........Team .......... Comp - Att - Int - TD’s... Yards

1) Wilhelm Klink.... Third Reich....... 18 - 27 - 3..... 5 TD’s..... 436 yds
2) Tommy Cruise... Fairies............ 20 - 26 -2..... 4 TD’s..... 390 yds
3) Billybob Weisser Mennonites ..... 14 - 24 - 0..... 4 TD‘s........ 306 yds
6) Kerry Kingbee.. Killer Bees....... 14 - 22 - 2..... 3 TD‘s........ 283 yds
7) George Dubya .. Toxic Waste... 13 - 19 - 2..... 4 TD‘s..... 219 yds
5) Starr/Fouts **... Zombies........ 11 -1 6 - 0..... 0 TD’s..... 211 yds
4) Pi................... Bozos............. 7 - 14 - 3..... 2 TD‘s........ 142 yds
8) Stinkwater....... Sasquatch....... 8 - 14 - 3..... 0 TD’s..... 116 yds

** The Zombies alternate QB's during the course of the game between Bart Starr and Dan Fouts

Leading Receivers

Player ................. Team........... Catches - yards... TD’s

1) Willie Wolf........... Third Reich... 5 - 177...... 2 TD’s
2) George B. Hive..... Killer Bees..... 4- 165...... 2 TD’s
3) Gene Simmons..... Fairies.......... 5 - 122...... 1 TD
4) James Leach……... Fairies…….... 4 - 117.…. 2 TD’s
5) Target................ Bozos.......... 4 - 115...... 2 TD’s
6) Speedy Ezekiel..... Mennonites.. 4 - 113...... 1 TD
7) Mudder Smucker.. Mennonites.. 6 - 113.…. 1 TD
8) Steve Colbert…… Toxic Waste… 5 - 107.… 1 TD
9) Dieter Zimmerman. Third Reich... 5 - 100...... 2 TD’s
10) Antoine Devries… Fairies…....… 3 - 73.….. 1 TD


Sacks

Player............ Team....... #

1) Charles Mann Zombies 1
2) Doug Drone Killer Bees 1
3) Defender Bender Mennonites 1


Interceptions

Player....... Team...... #

1) Norman Nest Killer Bees 3
Twelve tied with 1


Leading Tackles

Player............... Team......... # Tackles

1) Tank.................... Sasquatch... 9
1) Willie Brown.......... Zombies....... 9
1) Carlos Helu……… Toxic Waste….... 9
1) One Eleven………. Bozos…………..…. 9
5) Dirk Lange............. Third Reich... 8
5) Dick Wanker.......... Fairies......... 8
5) Sam Smucker……. Mennonites.... 8
5) Rod Stroker……… Fairies……....…. 8
Four tied with 7 1/2

[Silverhorse 228]

Okay...I read all the game summaries and here is my list of the cool stuff.

1. The Menniotes in both home and away jerseys.
2. The Fairies and their "shorty-shorts".
3. The high scoring games!
4. Steve Swarm of the Killer Bees for league MVP.
5. The fact that the Toxic Waste beat the Zombies and nobody had body parts fall off!
6. Does Wilhelm Klink where a monocal?
7. Where is Schultz from Hogan's Heros...he would make a good lineman.

Things I don't like.

1. When my Team...the Killer Bees loses!!!!!!!

Keep the updates coming Al...how about a group team shot for each team. You could have little barrels of waste around the Toxic Waste...Mennoites on the farm...Killer Bees in a honey comb....Zombies in a grave yard and the Reich marching in a parade!!!!

[RavennaAl]

Matt, just for you, here's the Killer Bees roster...

Killer Bees

Offense: .............................. Defense:

16 Jason Stinger WR ........ 7 Hank Hornet RCB
17 Kerry Kingbee QB........ 12 Willie Wasp LCB
22 Sam Swarm RB........ 41 Buzz Baker SS
23 Steve Swarm RB........ 45 Norman Nest FS
33 Peter Pollen RB........ 52 Larry Larvae LLB
40 Nick Nectar RB........ 57 Dave Drone RLB
56 Fred Worker RT........ 65 Jerry Yellowjacket RDE
58 Nate Vespa RG........ 66 Mudd Dauber LDE
59 Hank Honeywell OC........ 77 Doug Drone MLB
67 Joe Honeycomb LT........ 86 Harry Hybrid MLB
68 Jim B. Keeper LG........ 90 John Belushi LDT
80 Afri Canized TE........ 91 Garrett Morris NT
88 George B. Hive WR........ 92 Elliott Gould RDT

1 Paul Inated K

Kilnk doesn't use his monocal during the game, he wears a contact
and Schultz is on the Third Reich team. He is the left offensive guard, of course, #57

I'll see what I can do about the team pics, I like your ideas there.

Al,

You are the king of creativity here. Majorly well done!!!

[RavennaAl]

Thanks Brian. Just curious, do you have a favorite team?

Next 'weeks' games and odds:

Week 3

Bozos (+2) vs. Sasquatch

Zombies vs. Flaming Fairies (even)

Killer Bees (-7)vs. Third Reich

Toxic Waste (+3) vs. Mennonites