The Fantasy Football season.....

[RavennaAl]

Stats after second 'week' of play

Leading Rushers

......Player ............... Team............. Yards/Att....... Ave....... Tds

1) Grog................ Sasquatch......... 400 / 29....... 13.8....... 6
2) Muckman........... Sasquatch........ 274 / 24....... 11.4....... 3
3) Speedy Ezekiel... Mennonites ....... 246 / 23....... 10.7....... 3
4) Marcus Allen…... Zombies………...... 236 / 20.…... 11.8.…... 5
5) Steve Swarm..... Killer Bees ........ 219 / 19....... 11.5....... 1
6) Luthar Lamp…... Mennonites……... 154 / 20...…… 7.7.…..… 1
7) Richard Meier… Third Reich….....… 148 / 23.….... 6.4.…..… 1
8) Peter Pollen....... Killer Bees ........ 141 / 21....... 6.7....... 3
9) Jerome Bettis..... Zombies............. 139 / 25....... 5.6....... 1
10) 5 ½………...….… Bozos……….......... 127 / 6.….... 21.2.….... 2

Passing Leaders

..........Player...........Team .......... Comp - Att - Int - TD’s... Yards

1) Wilhelm Klink.... Third Reich....... 18 - 27 - 3..... 5 TD’s..... 436 yds
2) Tommy Cruise... Fairies............ 20 - 26 -2..... 4 TD’s..... 390 yds
3) Billybob Weisser Mennonites ..... 14 - 24 - 0..... 4 TD‘s........ 306 yds
6) Kerry Kingbee.. Killer Bees....... 14 - 22 - 2..... 3 TD‘s........ 283 yds
7) George Dubya .. Toxic Waste... 13 - 19 - 2..... 4 TD‘s..... 219 yds
5) Starr/Fouts **... Zombies........ 11 -1 6 - 0..... 0 TD’s..... 211 yds
4) Pi................... Bozos............. 7 - 14 - 3..... 2 TD‘s........ 142 yds
8) Stinkwater....... Sasquatch....... 8 - 14 - 3..... 0 TD’s..... 116 yds

** The Zombies alternate QB's during the course of the game between Bart Starr and Dan Fouts

Leading Receivers

Player ................. Team........... Catches - yards... TD’s

1) Willie Wolf........... Third Reich... 5 - 177...... 2 TD’s
2) George B. Hive..... Killer Bees..... 4- 165...... 2 TD’s
3) Gene Simmons..... Fairies.......... 5 - 122...... 1 TD
4) James Leach……... Fairies…….... 4 - 117.…. 2 TD’s
5) Target................ Bozos.......... 4 - 115...... 2 TD’s
6) Speedy Ezekiel..... Mennonites.. 4 - 113...... 1 TD
7) Mudder Smucker.. Mennonites.. 6 - 113.…. 1 TD
8) Steve Colbert…… Toxic Waste… 5 - 107.… 1 TD
9) Dieter Zimmerman. Third Reich... 5 - 100...... 2 TD’s
10) Antoine Devries… Fairies…....… 3 - 73.….. 1 TD


Sacks

Player............ Team....... #

1) Charles Mann Zombies 1
2) Doug Drone Killer Bees 1
3) Defender Bender Mennonites 1


Interceptions

Player....... Team...... #

1) Norman Nest Killer Bees 3
Twelve tied with 1


Leading Tackles

Player............... Team......... # Tackles

1) Tank.................... Sasquatch... 9
1) Willie Brown.......... Zombies....... 9
1) Carlos Helu……… Toxic Waste….... 9
1) One Eleven………. Bozos…………..…. 9
5) Dirk Lange............. Third Reich... 8
5) Dick Wanker.......... Fairies......... 8
5) Sam Smucker……. Mennonites.... 8
5) Rod Stroker……… Fairies……....…. 8
Four tied with 7 1/2

[Silverhorse 228]

Okay...I read all the game summaries and here is my list of the cool stuff.

1. The Menniotes in both home and away jerseys.
2. The Fairies and their "shorty-shorts".
3. The high scoring games!
4. Steve Swarm of the Killer Bees for league MVP.
5. The fact that the Toxic Waste beat the Zombies and nobody had body parts fall off!
6. Does Wilhelm Klink where a monocal?
7. Where is Schultz from Hogan's Heros...he would make a good lineman.

Things I don't like.

1. When my Team...the Killer Bees loses!!!!!!!

Keep the updates coming Al...how about a group team shot for each team. You could have little barrels of waste around the Toxic Waste...Mennoites on the farm...Killer Bees in a honey comb....Zombies in a grave yard and the Reich marching in a parade!!!!

[RavennaAl]

Matt, just for you, here's the Killer Bees roster...

Killer Bees

Offense: .............................. Defense:

16 Jason Stinger WR ........ 7 Hank Hornet RCB
17 Kerry Kingbee QB........ 12 Willie Wasp LCB
22 Sam Swarm RB........ 41 Buzz Baker SS
23 Steve Swarm RB........ 45 Norman Nest FS
33 Peter Pollen RB........ 52 Larry Larvae LLB
40 Nick Nectar RB........ 57 Dave Drone RLB
56 Fred Worker RT........ 65 Jerry Yellowjacket RDE
58 Nate Vespa RG........ 66 Mudd Dauber LDE
59 Hank Honeywell OC........ 77 Doug Drone MLB
67 Joe Honeycomb LT........ 86 Harry Hybrid MLB
68 Jim B. Keeper LG........ 90 John Belushi LDT
80 Afri Canized TE........ 91 Garrett Morris NT
88 George B. Hive WR........ 92 Elliott Gould RDT

1 Paul Inated K

Kilnk doesn't use his monocal during the game, he wears a contact
and Schultz is on the Third Reich team. He is the left offensive guard, of course, #57

I'll see what I can do about the team pics, I like your ideas there.

Al,

You are the king of creativity here. Majorly well done!!!

[RavennaAl]

Thanks Brian. Just curious, do you have a favorite team?

Next 'weeks' games and odds:

Week 3

Bozos (+2) vs. Sasquatch

Zombies vs. Flaming Fairies (even)

Killer Bees (-7)vs. Third Reich

Toxic Waste (+3) vs. Mennonites

Originally Posted by RavennaAl

Thanks Brian. Just curious, do you have a favorite team?

Well, since I'm a Baptist minister and I have studied a lot about Mennonites, I think The Fightin' Mennonites is probably the pick. Those bible verses on their jerseys just crack me up. I think they are all great, though! Keep it up!

[RavennaAl]

Killer Bees 42 - Third Reich 7

Peter Pollen returned a kickoff for a TD and the Bees rushed for a combined 5 TD’s as Kalamazoo routed the Third Reich 42 - 7. Wilhelm Klink was under constant pressure all day from a ferocious Bee defense, completing only 4 of 13 passes and was sacked twice, fumbling once, in Munich’s 3rd loss in a row.

The game started off looking like it would be a defensive struggle until Pollen ripped off a 54 yard TD run at the end of the 1st quarter putting the Bees up 7 - 0 . Little used halfback Sam Swarm, the younger brother of the Bees’ stellar running back Steve Swarm, scored the first TD of his career from 1 yard out to extend the Bees lead to 14 -0 at the end of the half.

Pollen returned the second half kick 86 yards for a score to make it 21-0 Kalamazoo. Klink connected with Gunther Huber on a 50 yard strike that set up Fritz Mueller’s 12 yard run to cut the deficit to 21-7. It was all Killer Bees from then on. Pollen scored from 38 yards out, and the Swarm brothers added a TD each for the final score. Pollen had 138 yards rushing on 9 carries and Steve Swarm ran for 133 yards on 7 carries for Kalamazoo.

Elliott Gould had a career high 7 tackles, Mudd Dauber and Doug Drone had a sack apiece and Hank Hornet added an interception to lead the Bees defense. Manfred Mann and Klaus Werner had 3 tackles each for Munich.


Killer Bees were everywhere, as Klink was swarmed everytime he went back to pass